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[Seagulltonian]

"So Dave, what have you decided to pay back?"

"I suppose I'd better pay back that claim for when me first push-bike was nicked. Apparently Hazel Blears thought she'd borrow it to get a Plasma T.V. home."

 

[WhingForPresident]

Dave - "I hear there's a job going at Reading if you want it Gord"

Gord - "Feck off. I don't want to catch VD from the chair"