Caption contest

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Do me a favour please Gus, call me a cab, for some reason they keep ignoring my calls.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

When I said 'lean back' I meant that's how I'd like my bacon sarnie

 

[Twinkle Toes]

"The last Spanish-speakin' geezer who said that to me got a bite, just like this..."

 

[Winker]

"Next week - It's my turn to wear the heels"

 

[The Brighton Buzz]

!

So what is it with you and Ashley Barnes

 

[banjo]

Fire away!

There there Gus it would'nt of work for You at Wolves.

 

[TheMajor]

Fire away!

So I says to him "you can stick your height restrictions up your arse ! I queued for forty minutes for this ride "

 

[oldalbiongirl]

Fire away!

Sorry it had to end like this Gus. I tried to get you to Wolves but Tony blocked it. So ... goodbye my friend. Ill do you proud at the Albion. Minus the tippy tappy.

 

[The_Real_SussexSeagull123]

Meet me in the changing rooms, doesn't look suspicious that way (trousers down)

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Fire away!

'ryan harley? were you f***ing drunk?'

 

[guster]

Wise by name, not by nature.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Fire away!

'Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the f*** is the ceiling.'

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Gus mate I thought I was small but Mr Bloom can't even get in the picture.

 

[16bha]

Fire away!

Gus, if this mgt thing doesn't work out, I'm thinking we could be a Sparks tribute act. What do you reckon?

 

[Deleted member 18477]

'hey gus, Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!'

 

[guster]

Wise: "Lets hope Evra never hears the things i said about him"

 

[Upper Library]

Please sir, can I go to the toilet?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

So I says to him "you can stick your height restrictions up your arse ! I queued for forty minutes for this ride "

I like that one.

So what is it with you and Ashley Barnes

I'm going to give this one second place, so far...

And the winner is;

'ryan harley? were you f***ing drunk?'

Others will disagree, but I think these are the pick of the bunch.