Caption competition

[Man of Harveys]

 

[Basil Fawlty]

AH AH AH STAYING ALIFE!

 

[Tooting Gull]

Eye of the spider.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

New updated Stretch Armstrong toy introduced to world market.

 

[Chopper West]

Crouchy limbers up for the post match game of Twister

 

[Motogull]

Scientists admit mixing DNA of Albert Steptoe with a ladder.

 

[pasty]

Left arm, blue

 

[bardo]

As Crouchy misses with a spectacular volley in front of an almost empty goal he reflects on the quotation "Simplicity is the nature of great souls" and realises that perhaps he just isn't great.

 

[Earlybird]

Crouch in trouble after giving swastika salute in Germany

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

German police arrest Crouch after repeated warnings about swastika references.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Crouch in trouble after giving swastika salute in Germany

TITS

 

[JJ McClure]

Peter Crouch : Like Bambi on ice.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Crouch still cant believe his luck at being in the England side

 

[Trufflehound]

Crouch announces he is to join the Cossacks following the World Cup.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Crouchbot shows the world that he is not a one trick pony.

























Just pony.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Crouch in question, rhythm spider.




Cos if you want the best 'uns,
But you don't ask questions,
Then brother, I'm your man.

 

[Bigtomfu]

Addidas announce their new revolutionary spherical ball manufacturing machine.

 

[Titanic]

Eye of the spider.

:splurt:

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Sir - I think he is signalling "Send 2 and 4 pence we're going to a dance".