Caption competition

[Giraffe]

Is the Eagle saying "please put me back in the caravan now"

 

[essbee]

Eagle says (if it could talk):

Have you considered a stomach staple for christmas?

 

[Titanic]

Lord Bracknell tattoo shocker!

 

[half time scores]

Eagle says

Mascot for who?

Oh for **** sake you must be joking!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I can see who ate all the pies.

 

[Gazwag]

Seems its not just valuations which are inflated at Selhurst

 

[Taybha]

You fat bastad !!! when i said me girlfriend tasted nice that did'nt give you permission to eat her .

 

[shaolinpunk]

Man wears Santa hat and beard while holding an eagle

 

[detsknil]

They say owners look like their pets......

 

[Cullip4]

Father Christmas goes to the fancy dress party as a chav Crraaaaaaaiiigggg David!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Father Christmas spared the ultimate humiliation of wearing a Palace shirt.

 

[banjo]

"Your never gonna fit down that chimney you fat bastard".

 

[Pavilionaire]

<eagle> "f*** off Santa, I am NOT a turkey!"

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Palace game makers give up using foam fingers and instead resort to using an eagle in a bid to spot their support

 

[Stuart Munday]

Palaces new strikeforce after all their players are sold in the transfer window.

 

[Butch Willykins]

"Listen at school kids, or you could end up with a job as shit as me"

 

[Janbha]

"Santa to Eagle " Its nearly 3pm where is everyone ?

Eagle to Santa " Its a non groupon matchday you silly billy "

"Santa to Eagle " Oh !

 

[Seasider78]

Eagle to santa "I said head to the north pole not south shit hole"

 

[Mackenzie]

Eagle: "Don't eat me you bastard"

 

[Guinness Boy]

Conclusive proof that even the most slim and athletic of birds can be attached to a fat unsightly ****