Caption Competition

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

 

[Jim D]

Nao boss, you jast use dees two, but if you wanna do a Gary Neville its jast dis one in de middle.

 

[stevedx]

Nah boss, it is 1 millions, 2 millions, 3millions, that is what I what to stay at dis place!

 

[fleet]

OK I get the two, tell me again about the 4 , 4 bit

 

[Gav1901]

Nao boss, you jast use dees two, but if you wanna do a Gary Neville its jast dis one in de middle.

 

[Gav1901]

No no no , if you want to please an English women its these 2 .

 

[Whitterz]

Man City boss Roberto Mancini and Robiniho get used to playing English traditional hand game "paper, scissors, rock" in order to establish who should take the penalty.

 

[NMH]

wait...so Robinho, let me get this straight....you tuck the hanky in, then wave it and a dove suddenly just appears?

 

[hart's shirt]

One more time... here's the church and here's the steeple...
Look inside...and we've still got fewer fans than United.

 

[andycapp]

no boss, its 2 planes, one to america then 1 to brazil, bye,bye

 

[hopper_182]

Mancini and Robinho counting down the days until Robinhos departure

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"My hands hurt. I forgot my gloves."

"Me too."

 

[looney]

"Paper",

" scissors lol pwned".

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

"Right so it's past the roundabout, first on the left, then I'll be in Santos?"
"Yep, quickly now or you'll miss the ferry"

 

[The Large One]

Round and round the garden
Like a teddy bear...

 

[Acker79]

"Perhaps we shouldn't be playing cats cradle with invisible string..."

 

[Fungus]

So, you fold the scarf in half, then pass the loose ends through the middle...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Robinho:- So Boss, where do you want me to hit Gary Neville right between the eyes?

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Robinho:- And its these two i will be holding up to the Man City fans when i quit

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Robinho - So there's two English teams with Manchester in their name, damn! - and I was wondering where Rooney was all this time