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[NMH]

Mr Barrymore didn't last long as a steward, when he brought his prize from the Kemp Town Fairground to work with him

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Is that how you do a bare hug?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Ah, now that explains it Bushy, it's small cock syndrome.

 

[Pavilionaire]

<Steward> "I hate my fuckin' job..."

 

[Seagullible]

p-p-p-p-prick up a penguin

 

[Questions]

Lenny Henry`s new ventrilaquist show is axed by the BBC.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

The mystery of the return of the white 'dog' shit is solved by steward 345.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Buzzer's complaints to NMH post hatgate get out of hand

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

squeel like a pig honkey

 

[colinpants]

Charlie Oatway bought back.

 

[fire&skill]

It was around about this time that Mr Richardson realised young Joshua had grown too big for his 'Baby Bjorn' Carrier.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Al Murray Pub Landlord Still Not Funny Shock Horror!'

 

[R. Slicker]

I don't like to say anything but judging by the colour of the baby, I think the missus has been playing away.

 

[NMH]

"sorry you didn't have time to wipe sir, but a fire drill is a fire drill"

 

[Winker]

Grieving fan proves Michael Jackson not entirely white...

 

[fire&skill]

"sorry you didn't have time to wipe sir, but a fire drill is a fire drill"

Winner