Captain Birdseye - RIP

[Easy 10]

Always looked healthy enough. I guess fins just got on top of him.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

I once saw him at the cinema - he had been in Brighton one afternoon - guess he had gone to one of the saturday manatee performances

 

[Pavilionaire]

I didn't like the way he used to eye up the little girls, always after some white bait....

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Wasn't he one of the guests with Tuna Stubbs on Give us a clue?

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

He also sung a duet on the Russell Harty show with Shirley Bass-ey

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Sounds like he was up for any old trout then

 

[house your seagull]

was it accidental death or did he do it on porpoise?

 

[The Wookiee]

God rest his sole

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Was it a sudden death or a Humuhumu-nukunuku-apua‘a death?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrip

 

[Easy 10]

He was getting on a bit though. I understand he was quite heard of herring.
Still, eel be in a better place now.

 

[Gazwag]

There may be an inquest into his death - "Something is a bit fishy the coroner was over heard to mutter". His relations are worried the could be grilled in court.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Was it a sudden death or a Humuhumu-nukunuku-apua‘a death?

Dodgy mullet apparently

 

[Trufflehound]

There may be an inquest into his death - "Something is a bit fishy the coroner was over heard to mutter". His relations are worried the could be grilled in court.

I understand the police have already detained a man in connection with the case. They suspect him of a-salt, vinegar and batter-y.

 

[Box of Frogs]

Did his brother play Uncle Albert in Only Fools and Horses?

 

[Easy 10]

Don't skate round the issue Frogsy.

 

[elwheelio]

what an eventful life, in heaven he'll have plenty of time to mullet over

 

[Kenneth Wattle]

I presume Danny Pike will be attending the funeral...

 

[Silent Bob]

I presume Danny Pike will be attending the funeral...

He'll have a whale of a time.

 

[Trufflehound]

I presume Danny Pike will be attending the funeral...

As will Alfie Bass, Michael Fish, and Ray Stubbs.


And Feargal Sharkey...