Can you think of a new CRISP flavour ?

[Man of Harveys]

VOMIT flavour

and here's the packet:

 

[London Calling]

Fanny Batter Flavour.

i was going to suggest something similar

I thought fanny fingers had a good ring to it

 

[Trufflehound]

Hover car 'n' creosote flavour

 

[Nibble]

Seagull flavour.

 

[El Presidente]

I bet that the POSH crisp manufacturers would call the Fanny Batter ones something upmarket, such as MINGE or QUIM

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

"Egg & Bacon " or just "Fried Egg" got to be winners!

I formally claim inventors rights to the above "New" flavours, in the event of some bastard nicking my ideas.

 

[Easy 10]

"Egg & Bacon " or just "Fried Egg" got to be winners!

I formally claim inventors rights to the above "New" flavours, in the event of some bastard nicking my ideas.

You have to register it as a PATENT
Until then, its fair game for everyone.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Helmet cheese & onion

Queef (the stuff that comes out of a pregnant woman's fanny when you stamp on her stomach)

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

chocolate flavour

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Helmet cheese & onion

Queef (the stuff that comes out of a pregnant woman's fanny when you stamp on her stomach)

WTF

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Try it.

 

[CHAPPERS]

VOMIT flavour

and here's the packet:

I saw a Rangers fan on the tube like that, he'd cleared a whole carriage by sicking all over himself and the train. He delayed my journey by ten minutes coz they arrested him.

 

[crodonilson]

Soup Flavour Crisps would be another good one.

 

[Trigger]

Toenail & Rain?

 

[Trufflehound]

Soup Flavour Crisps would be another good one.

Particularly if it's hover car 'n' creosote flavour soup.

 

[Simster]

Helmet cheese & onion

Queef (the stuff that comes out of a pregnant woman's fanny when you stamp on her stomach)

FFS DANIEL.

 

[London Calling]

hARVEYS "Sussex Ale"

 

[London Calling]

For the girls

"Spunk" which could have an old fashioned additional blue packet for xtra saltyness

 

[SeagullRic]

Pork and Apple

 

[User removed 4]

I bet that the POSH crisp manufacturers would call the Fanny Batter ones something upmarket, such as MINGE or QUIM

since when has MINGE been upmarket ?