Can we stop all the disgusting threads please?

[JCL]

Thankyou.

Quite right Sir!

I too have become increasingly dismayed by some of the recent topics on this forum; the language has been disgusting and has often made me feel rather unwell!
So much so, that I've had to play with myself rather vigorously for several minutes to take my mind elsewhere and to obtain a degree of relief!

I thought that this forum was all about 11 young, fit, supple men running around after a shiny ball, but no, it's far more than that!

I suggest Sir that you start a petition, so that right-minded men may stick together and let their voices be heard as one!

I shall now retire for the evening and liberally apply cooling ointments to my nether regions.

Sincerely,
Major Caroline Slitherington-Farquar (retired)

p.s. I have to admit though, that the recent topic of bottom wiping made me laugh so hard that I blew my scotch out through my nose! My God that stung!

 

[StonehamPark]

Quite right Sir!

In my head that read to me in the voice of Adam West

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

please no more i nearly split my stiches

 

[smeariestbat]

Quite right Sir!

I too have become increasingly dismayed by some of the recent topics on this forum; the language has been disgusting and has often made me feel rather unwell!
So much so, that I've had to play with myself rather vigorously for several minutes to take my mind elsewhere and to obtain a
degree of relief!


I thought that this forum was all about 11 young, fit, supple men running around after a shiny ball, but no, it's far more than that!

I suggest Sir that you start a petition, so that right-minded men may stick together and let their voices be heard as one!

I shall now retire for the evening and liberally apply cooling ointments to my nether regions.

Sincerely,
Major Caroline Slitherington-Farquar (retired)

p.s. I have to admit though, that the recent topic of bottom wiping made me laugh so hard that I blew my scotch out through my nose! My God that stung!

i was going to say, i swear i saw a post from you in the very informative, if not somewhat graphic, article relating to toilet paper management.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

What shall we do first? Stop the disgusting threads or f*** off?

 

[Davemania]

Oooooooohhhh some ones tired!

Or coked out of their brain or something

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

How should we f*** off, O Lord?

 

[Hillian1]

Thankyou.

 

[SWCspider-man]

I believe this is what happens when OSRgull doesn't get dessert at night?

 

[tottenhamseagull]

Thankyou.

Did you try scrunching whilst wiping and end up with a bungles finger? Is this why you're tetchy? Bless

 

[SWCspider-man]

We could always start a thread on masturbation?

One hand? Two hands? A posh wank? With tissue? Watching porn? Watching your neighbours? Do you stick a finger up your arse?

The list is endless and I expect the O.P of this thread to register his opinion first?

 

[Hillian1]

We could always start a thread on masturbation?

One hand? Two hands? A posh wank? With tissue? Watching porn? Watching your neighbours? Do you stick a finger up your arse?

The list is endless and I expect the O.P of this thread to register his opinion first?

 

[NickBHAFC18]

 

[Icy Gull]

Is there a flounce coming on? Don't recall one for ages

 

[Kumquat]

When I was a kid I thought that once I got a girlfriend I would no longer have the desire or need to masturbate. These days I can't wait for my girlfriend to go to the toilet so I can have a wank.

 

[Dan Gleeballs]

Just had a cracking dump

 

[Bladders]

We could always start a thread on masturbation?

One hand? Two hands? A posh wank? With tissue? Watching porn? Watching your neighbours? Do you stick a finger up your arse?

The list is endless and I expect the O.P of this thread to register his opinion first?

Do it.

 

[JBizzleBeard]

Dammit I had high hopes for this thread.

 

[lost in london]

Down with this sort of thing

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Is it just me or does that look like Pac man smoking a joint? ok, I know Pac man's yellow, but just sayin' like