Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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Apologies if this is elsewhere, but probably funny enough to repeat anyway.
Wenger on Arsenal's defeat to Brighton: "When you have just the trousers on, it's easy to take the trousers off as well. But when you are naked completely, you have to find a shirt and try to put it on again, get dressed normally again."
So what did he mean? Who is 'you'? What do the trousers represent? Who or what is naked? Why is replacing trousers with a shirt the solution? What is 'dressed normally' anyway? What does any of this have to do with the Arsenal defence? Is it better/worse than trawlers and seagulls? What the f**k is he on about?
Wenger on Arsenal's defeat to Brighton: "When you have just the trousers on, it's easy to take the trousers off as well. But when you are naked completely, you have to find a shirt and try to put it on again, get dressed normally again."
So what did he mean? Who is 'you'? What do the trousers represent? Who or what is naked? Why is replacing trousers with a shirt the solution? What is 'dressed normally' anyway? What does any of this have to do with the Arsenal defence? Is it better/worse than trawlers and seagulls? What the f**k is he on about?