Camp Bastion baby

[Lady Gull]

Someone fat.

Cool - everyday is a school day on NSC!!!

 

[Lady Gull]

A woman of 'larger proportions' I imagine!

I doubt she was though - if she was in the army

 

[Nibble]

God, some of you lot don't have a clue. Why on earth would someone LIE in her situation? It's not like she's a fourteen year old who's been in denial and desperate to keep the truth from her parents, FFS. She's a grown woman in a dangerous job, and I can't for the life of me imagine why she'd put herself and her child in that position if she knew.

Stop being such cynical old bastards, and just for once take a story at face value, rather than looking for some nasty angle.

All women lie.

 

[Munkfish]

What's a BIFFA? Forgive my ignorance?

A Fatty.

the term comes from BIFFA bins, shes got an arse the size of a BIFFA bin. something we used to say as kids.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I always thought BIFFA was ugly more than fat.
She had been "biffed" in the face so not very pretty ...

 

[SeagullSongs]

I think I saw a documentary on unknown pregnancies probably 4 or 5 years ago. One woman didn't even properly go into labour. She was a runner so was pretty thin, then one day she went to the toilet, had a particularly hard shit, tried to stand up, felt a yank and heard a cry

 

[Lady Whistledown]

All women lie.

You mean "all humans".

 

[Box of Frogs]

I think I saw a documentary on unknown pregnancies probably 4 or 5 years ago. One woman didn't even properly go into labour. She was a runner so was pretty thin, then one day she went to the toilet, had a particularly hard shit, tried to stand up, felt a yank and heard a cry

Its always the bloody Americans isn't it?!?!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Some medical boffin on the news has said that one of the reasons a woman may display no physical symptoms of being pregnant is thought to be stress. I'd say being in a combat zone could be deemed "stress".

 

[Nibble]

You mean "all humans".

Quite right! In all truth I think this is just one of those bizarre occurences. In fact if anything it shows she must have some fortitude to carry on and not even know she was pregnant. Quite the story to telll the young one.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I would have thought the opposite would be true, where women who didn't want to get posted to a war zone, would get themselves pregnant to get out of it.

 

[cloud]

This kind of thing does happen - apparently the baby can position itself so the bump ends up pointing internally rather than outwards.

 

[User removed 4]

I doubt she was though - if she was in the army

Snigger, you've obviously never seen any WRAC's then !!

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

Snigger, you've obviously never seen any WRAC's then !!

WRAC = the space between a soldier and his blankets

 

[User removed 4]

WRAC = the space between a soldier and his blankets

WRAC:something you screw against a wall

 

[spig100963]

One Wrac a mattress, two Wrac's a sleeping bag.

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

Scientists have just released their findings on a ten year study into WRAC sexuality, specifically the elusive WRAC orgasm.
Much to their surprise they discovered that there are in fact 4 diffrent types of female orgasm and they are:

1. Positive-This is often punctuated with cries of "Yes, Yes!" etc..

2. Negative-Similar to the Positive orgasm but with cries of "No, no, oh no!" etc..

3. Religous-You guessed it, "Oh My God!,oh God, oh Jesus!" etc...

4. And Finally the most common type of female orgasm...
The Fake orgasm-Nearly always accompanied by cries of "Oh Yes Sir that's wonderful, oh Sir, oh Sir"...

 

[crabface]

Bet it was a shock for her, if as reported she didnt know anything about. Pretty cool story for her kid to be a able to tell. Everyone at school saying what local hospital they where born in he can tell them he was born in an army base in Afganistan.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I think I saw a documentary on unknown pregnancies probably 4 or 5 years ago. One woman didn't even properly go into labour. She was a runner so was pretty thin, then one day she went to the toilet, had a particularly hard shit, tried to stand up, felt a yank and heard a cry

I think you ought to have listened a bit more attentively during biology at school, mate.

 

[SeagullSongs]

I think you ought to have listened a bit more attentively during biology at school, mate.

She went for a shit, but didn't realise she was pushing the baby out too.