Bruno Salter

[Bridcutt]

Heard of him? Has a friend of you heard of him?

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Heard of him? Has a friend of you heard of him?

Are you saying youv NEVER heard of Bruno Salter?!! where have you been man anyone who's anyone knows big bald Bruno!

 

[spanish seagull92]

saw him play for almeria a few years ago, one of the better players on the pitch

 

[LadySeagull]

Heard of him? Has a friend of you heard of him?

Is he a friend of Bruno Saltor - the one we have just signed?

 

[SWCspider-man]

Is he a friend of Bruno Saltor - the one we have just signed?

Also a friend of PEPPER Guardiola

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

I heard he was creating a new flavour of crisps with the presenter of BBC football

Saltor and Lineker
Ready Saltored

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I hadn't, but my 11 and 13 year old lads had.

I told my 11 year old, "We've signed Bruno Saltor - know anything about him?"

11 year old (to 13 year old) "He's that baldy man, who plays for Valencia. I've got a card of him".

5 minutes later, he's returned from his room, with a Champions League collector card, of said baldy man!

 

[Notters]

This thread is of a different SCALE to the other one; it just doesn't WEIGH up.

 

[Seagull58]

Everyone's heard of Bruno "Know what I mean, 'Arry".

 

[Stumpy Tim]

My Spanish mate, cleverly nicknamed Spanish Tony, says he's quality and is surprised he went to Brighton.

 

[Rogero]

Where have you been ? This is the Bruno Salter!

 

[SWCspider-man]

My Spanish mate, cleverly nicknamed Spanish Tony, says he's quality and is surprised he went to Brighton.

That's funny as I have an Irish John

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

This thread is of a different SCALE to the other one; it just doesn't WEIGH up.

I see what you did there

 

[The Merry Prankster]

My Spanish mate, cleverly nicknamed Spanish Tony, says he's quality and is surprised he went to Brighton.

I've got a Spanish Karen (and a Dutch Karen).

 

[daveinprague]

Was mentioned on the Stoke fans summer signings page about what they thought of him ...Oatcake Fanzine - Official Summer Transfer Thread

' Holy motherfucking shit.
Fuuuuck.
I would say his performance against us at the Brit was the single best performance from any player there last season.
Holy f***ing shit.'

 

[B.W.]

There was a thread that mentioned what the Stoke fans thought of him on their pages...

Oatcake Fanzine - Official Summer Transfer Thread

' Holy motherfucking shit.
Fuuuuck.
I would say his performance against us at the Brit was the single best performance from any player there last season.
Holy f***ing shit.'

High praise indeed, and so eloquent!

 

[Triggaaar]

There was a thread that mentioned what the Stoke fans thought of him on their pages...

Unfortunately our Valencia correspondent laughed at their comments, and said they were overrating him.

 

[daveinprague]

Im still happy with the start.. GK, RB.. and more to come!

 

[dingodan]

This thread is of a different SCALE to the other one; it just doesn't WEIGH up.

It's an aSPARRING thread.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

That's funny as I have an Irish John

Toilets have a nationality ? Who knew. Does it flush with an accent ?