Britain's most JEALOUS woman

[Jim Van Winkle]

It's ironic that her new surname is Wood, as that's the last thing I could achieve looking at her.

So you wouldn't let her take a dump in your shed?

 

[Wrong-Direction]

9 pie and chips a day?

 

[El Presidente]

9 pie and chips a day?

What would she have for a main course?

 

[Hamilton]

She's clearly eating his dinner as well. He barely fits that shirt.

 

[atfc village]

For those viewing this thread in black and white Luka Modric is going out with Peter Manley's younger, fatter sister.

 

[essbee]

I think you are all being very, very cruel.

Both he and she might have lovely personalities deep down.

 

[Ernest]

Congratulations [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION]

I wonder when this would come OUT

 

[Bladders]

Just imagine burying your face in between her butt cheeks

Maybe thats why the front of his mullet is starting to thin out

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

 

[Grombleton]

"The couple walked down the aisle on Halloween"

Why come in costume though?
Couldn't that have been left for the evening?

Probably to the Monster Mash. She look like she likes mash.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

bet she gives a good tit w@nk - lucky lucky boy.

He could probably get the whole of his body between that cleavage.

 

[Mackenzie]

n,n

 

[El Sid]

You'd have to roll her in flour and look for the wet patch.

 

[Surf's Up]

I wonder when this would come OUT

At least you've made an honest woman of big HILDA! You make a handsome couple!

 

[melias shoes]

Not going to end well, is it.............

No....

 

[sir albion]

Should be britains ugliest woman nevermind jelous....What a lump

 

[sir albion]

In this day and age, it's amazing that people still mock other peoples physical appearance for no reason - it's just as bad as racism, homophobia and other things we now condemn.

It's kind of ironic because most of the guys making those comments on this thread are likely to be middle aged, balding, overweight blokes.

You'd like to think so pal

 

[Grapes of Wrath]

In this day and age, it's amazing that people still mock other peoples physical appearance for no reason - it's just as bad as racism, homophobia and other things we now condemn.

It's kind of ironic because most of the guys making those comments on this thread are likely to be middle aged, balding, overweight blokes.

Fella, she's all yours. You won't get any complaints from me.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

The club needs to send her comp tickets for our next home game













- to boost pie sales by 10%

 

[El Presidente]

In this day and age, it's amazing that people still mock other peoples physical appearance for no reason - it's just as bad as racism, homophobia and other things we now condemn.

It's kind of ironic because most of the guys making those comments on this thread are likely to be middle aged, balding, overweight blokes.

We don't choose our skin colour or sexuality though. We do choose to have a KFC Bargain Bucket for breakfast, washed down by half a dozen of Gregg's finest pasties.