bring on the 20th.. no pun intended LOLOL

[Bakesy]

Can someone find his lost pun too, it obviously dropped out of his caravan on the journey here.

Bad turbulence apparently...........

 

[Safeway]

Or did you mean Sutton_Boy? No-one on the CPFC board wants him back - they said we could keep him as he is quite harmless. Maybe we could train him, educate him, and then send him back to their board?

I was thinking we could abduct him, lock him in a cellar and arse-rape him to kingdom come.

Then I realised he might ENJOY that as much as I would. :safeway

 

[Sutton_man]

I was thinking we could abduct him, lock him in a cellar and arse-rape him to kingdom come.

See, you bloody Brighton SCUM are bloody queer!!!

I thought it was just a stereotype, but it's actually true!!

HAHAHAHA!

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

See, you bloody Brighton SCUM are bloody queer!!!

I thought it was just a stereotype, but it's actually true!!

HAHAHAHA!

 

[Sutton_man]

I was thinking we could abduct him, lock him in a cellar and arse-rape him to kingdom come.

See, you bloody Brighton SCUM are bloody queer!!!
I thought it was just a stereotype, but it's actually true!!

HAHAHAHA!

....... that made you all shut up didn't it??

 

[Cian]

....... that made you all shut up didn't it??

Look up the dictionary definition of 'git'. That would be you

Look up the dictionary definition of 'joker', that would be Safeway

Then again, are dictionaries allowed in Croydon?

 

[clapham_gull]

I once fell asleep on a night bus and woke up in Sutton.

Sh*t hole full of chavs.

See, you bloody Brighton SCUM are bloody queer!!!

I thought it was just a stereotype, but it's actually true!!

HAHAHAHA!

Obviously an expert on stereotypes.

You name the type, he'll nick it,

 

[clapham_gull]

Then again, are dictionaries allowed in Croydon?

Encouraged I think.

I'm so glad the minds and tastebuds of Sutton and Croydon are being opened alongside the pages of "fizzy pop review".

Such an excellent publication for those who know the difference between a fine vintage Panda Cola and an indifferent Vimto.

I bought of Corona this afternoon and was most disatisfied. How I wish my local newsagent stocked it.

 

[Juan Albion]

See, you bloody Brighton SCUM are bloody queer!!!

I thought it was just a stereotype, but it's actually true!!

HAHAHAHA!

Now I understand where you are coming from.

If you go to www.crystalpalace.co.uk, it makes it clear all Palarse fans must be 5-8 years old.

So you are forgiven for your childish drivel. (You perhaps should have mummy explain 'drivel' to you, it is not the same as 'dribble').

See?

 

[El Presidente]

CHISLA

 

[Everest]

Look up the dictionary definition of 'git'. That would be you

Look up the dictionary definition of 'joker', that would be Safeway

Then again, are dictionaries allowed in Croydon?

He'd have to look "dictionary" up in a dictionary first to find out what it is.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

BRING ON THE 20th NO PUN INTENDED LOL

really? it seemed so obvious.

 

[Yorkie]

Has anyone found the missing pun yet?
Is it the same as the missing link?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

lol More like f*** us over, that's what you lot enjoy doing.

Give us a kiss,yer big stud horse.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Tried to give him back, the BBS don't want him. They would like us to take back BHAFC Seagulls though, as he is giving the same impression that sutton_boy is giving over here.

General concensus is that the joke is supposed to relate to the 20th goal, rather than just the 20th of the month, but it took a fair few Palace heads to work that one out - and they are not even sure it's right! They don't find it funny anyway.

They also can't work out why we call them Pikeys!

...especially when our resident Irishman is calling them caravan-dwellers as well!

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Anyone get the feeling that Sutton_man is actually the pun?

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Has anyone found the missing pun yet?
Is it the same as the missing link?

No, not yet.

Sutton_pikey is the missing link.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

See, you bloody Brighton SCUM are bloody queer!!!
I thought it was just a stereotype, but it's actually true!!

HAHAHAHA!

....... that made you all shut up didn't it??

Give the boy his due. He thinks that Safeway has said something that will "shut us up".

That has been known to happen.



But not, I fear, on this occasion.

 

[John Boy]

http://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=40703

 

[Braders]

Has anyone found the missing pun yet?
Is it the same as the missing link?

right i think i've solved this one , its got something to do with us being 20th in the league , and us playing them on the 20th of next month


as puns go its f*cking SHIT!