Brighton to outlaw 'murder music'

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Phil Collins has been murdering music for years now !

OSCAR WINNER Phil Collins if you dont mind.

 

[hart's shirt]

OK for him to perform in Brighton last year? No.

OK for him to perform at the Opening Ceremony of the 2007 Cricket World Cup? Yes.

 

[wehatepalace]

That could do with a comeback. Except seeing as though there have been major cuts in that department, perhaps it would be better to sing "You're not going home in a Sussex Ambulance".

I believe the correct termantion now would be "you're going home in a South East Coast Ambulance" now

 

[Buzzer]

Ban Madonna. Her song Holiday is clear incitement to throw a sickie.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

It was always a bit bizarre anyway, I mean why would an ambulance take you home after a match? Surely it would take you to a medical facility where after treatment you would either be well enough to make your own way home, or make an extended stay, at the end of which one presumes you would be fine to travel. Or dead.

Very true. Although I would imagine that some Elderly patients or those who are deemed to be less independent can expect special treatment and be delivered to their doorstep.

So it may be a case of “You may or may not be going home after a period of time spent in hospital, depending on your circumstances, in a Sussex Ambulance”

 

[Buzzer]

Very true. Although I would imagine that some Elderly patients or those who are deemed to be less independent can expect special treatment and be delivered to their doorstep.

So it may be a case of “You may or may not be going home after a period of time spent in hospital, depending on your circumstances, in a Sussex Ambulance”

That'll be for the North Stand then.

And doesn't the chant lose it's gravitas if you have to say....

“You may or may not be going home after a period of time spent in hospital, depending on your circumstances, in a Sussex Ambulance. I SAID.... YOU MAY OR MAY NOT...WHAT?.....NO.....I SAID YOU MAY OR MAY NOT....WHAT?.....YES, DEAR........IT IS AWFUL WEATHER......NO I DON'T WANT SOME OF YOUR THERMOS DRINK...OH FORGET IT. MAKE YOUR OWN WAY HOME...."

don't you think?

 

[e77]

What a load of old nonsense. If you don't want to hear Buju Banton don't go and see him.

Don't get me wrong I disagree with what he (apparently) says but starting to ban things the local council disagrees with is a slippery slop.

 

[Buzzer]

What a load of old nonsense. If you don't want to hear Buju Banton don't go and see him.

Don't get me wrong I disagree with what he (apparently) says but starting to ban things the local council disagrees with is a slippery slop.

Is that like a flippery flop?

 

[Lokki 7]

Right, so we've got, "You're maybe going home in a South East Coast ambulence or NHS supervised medical vehicle if you first require an extended stay in a local medical facility and if after appropriate treatment you are deemed unable to travel unaided and a carer from your local health authority is not able to collect you in person. If you're not dead." Yeah that works.

 

[e77]

Is that like a flippery flop?

No, it is a new craze amongst the swinging community

 

[e77]

Right, so we've got, "You're maybe going home in a South East Coast ambulence or NHS supervised medical vehicle if you first require an extended stay in a local medical facility and if after appropriate treatment you are deemed unable to travel unaided and a carer from your local health authority is not able to collect you in person. If you're not dead." Yeah that works.

Needs work perhaps but factually correct.

 

[beorhthelm]

should be banned simply for being shite anyway.

 

[Porky]

They should start banning chuch music then..... "Onward Christian Soldiers" ain't no love song.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What a load of crap. If the music has been passed by British censors then there is no resason why it should be banned.

Get that Board of British Censors down!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Right, so we've got, "You're maybe going home in a South East Coast ambulence or NHS supervised medical vehicle if you first require an extended stay in a local medical facility and if after appropriate treatment you are deemed unable to travel unaided and a carer from your local health authority is not able to collect you in person. If you're not dead." Yeah that works.

That is about the size of it. Perhaps it will need to be sung to a different tune to make it snappy - Open to suggestions?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

That is about the size of it. Perhaps it will need to be sung to a different tune to make it snappy - Open to suggestions?

Nearly fits to "We're all going on a summer holiday".......... nearly

 

[Kukev31]

Whilst I don't agree with what these people are singing (obviously). I do thin it is worrying that we are censoring music, as someone else said it's a very slippery slope.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

So you've never sung, "You're going home in a Sussex ambulence", or "We hate Palace," then?

I think the emphasis was on the pride of them being taken away in an ambulance from SUSSEX rather than any old bog standard ambulance.

 

[Juan Albion]

They should start banning chuch music then..... "Onward Christian Soldiers" ain't no love song.

Nor is it a song about war or violence.

And it isn't in many hymnbooks these days I would suspect. Certainly not in ours.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Nearly fits to "We're all going on a summer holiday".......... nearly

Song on the brain.

Changing a few things things such as removing 'coast' and replacing 'medical vehicle' with 'medi truck' then we are getting somewhere.