Breaking News airplane crashes...

[Superphil]

We call they aeroplanes in this country

That is an actual correctness

 

[Notters]

That is an actual correctness

It was my attempt at old English, but I realise now it probably sounds like southern (american) drawl.

 

[drew]

The pilot should have stuck to the airway as that is one hell of a rough to get out of!

 

[Jack Straw]

CADDY have fallen asleep in the cock-pit?

 

[Gazwag]

CADDY have fallen asleep in the cock-pit?

He should have had a nice strong coffee or tee before he left

Maybe his compass was faulty, he should have been travellling Westwood

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

On landing extensive damage was done to the aircraft's left bogie causing a hole in one of the wings. An aircraft inspector said this type of damage was "par for the course".

 

[Juan Albion]

I heard it was a birdie strike - hit an albatross.

 

[Gonzo]

Apparently it was the wings that caused the crash. According to the pilot, there was a HOLE IN ONE.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

He could see a fairway but sliced off into the trees and had to pulled out

 

[Safeway]

ENOUGH.

 

[sod1]

they're not out of the WOODS yet !