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Brain numbingly stupid lyrics
- Thread starter Doc Lynam
- Start date
- Aug 7, 2003
- 8,011
Marc Bolan was the king of daft lyrics, for example;
Graceful fat Sheba, she works with a meatcleaver
Sweating behind the meat counter
Her skin, it leaks liquid, the odour is sickly
Her features aren't unlike a swan
Her poetic, gluttonic waist is impressive
She smiles as she hacks up a pig
Graceful fat Sheba, she works with a meatcleaver
Sweating behind the meat counter
Graceful fat Sheba, she works with a meatcleaver
Sweating behind the meat counter
Her skin, it leaks liquid, the odour is sickly
Her features aren't unlike a swan
Her poetic, gluttonic waist is impressive
She smiles as she hacks up a pig
Graceful fat Sheba, she works with a meatcleaver
Sweating behind the meat counter
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
- 20,436
ah this again ......
I'm sticking with 'I bring you apples from the vine', Anything But Down - Sheryl Crow
I'm sticking with 'I bring you apples from the vine', Anything But Down - Sheryl Crow
Poyetry In Motion
Pooetry Motions
I put it to you, M'Lud, that one Mr Ian Dury, is the King of this genre.
The case for the defence is below
(spoken)
good evening i'm from essex
in case you couldn't tell
my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I'm doing very well
had a love affair with Nina
in the back of my Cortina
a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
she took me to the cleaners
and other misdemeanours
but I got right up between her
rum and her Ribena
well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
if candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and i'm doing very well
I bought a lot of brandy
when I was courting Sandy
took eight to make her randy
and all I had was shandy
another thing with Sandy
what often came in handy
was passing her a 'Mandy'
she didn't half go bandy
etc, etc
The case for the defence is below
(spoken)
good evening i'm from essex
in case you couldn't tell
my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I'm doing very well
had a love affair with Nina
in the back of my Cortina
a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
she took me to the cleaners
and other misdemeanours
but I got right up between her
rum and her Ribena
well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
if candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and i'm doing very well
I bought a lot of brandy
when I was courting Sandy
took eight to make her randy
and all I had was shandy
another thing with Sandy
what often came in handy
was passing her a 'Mandy'
she didn't half go bandy
etc, etc
WildWood
Well-known member
Or the ever-popular "ar*eh*les, b*rst*rds, f*ck*ng, c*nt* & pr*cks"!
You won't find a better, or more offensive start to a song if you tried!!!
Razzoo
Well-known member
"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
somewhere in this town"
Quality lyrics from Thin Lizzy's Jailbreak!
somewhere in this town"
Quality lyrics from Thin Lizzy's Jailbreak!
Hillian1
( . ) ( . )
Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed.
Send your camel to bed.
Marxo
Well-known member
This song always makes me want to vomit, here's the best bit of "I've Never Been To Me"
Oh, I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece
when I sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
and showed them what I've got
I've been undressed by kings
and I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'pose to see
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...
Oh, I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece
when I sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
and showed them what I've got
I've been undressed by kings
and I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'pose to see
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...
pasty
A different kind of pasty
One of my favourite Queen songs, but never really understood it 
He's a fairy feller
Ah ah the fairy folk have gathered
Round the new moon's shine
To see the feller crack a nut
At night's noon time
To swing his axe he swears
As he climbs he dares
To deliver the master stroke
Ploughman wagoner will' and types
Politician with senatorial pipe
He's a dilly dally oh
Pedagogue squinting wears a frown
And a satyr peers under lady's gown
He's a dirty fellow
What a dirty laddie-oh
Tatterdemalion and the junketer
There's a thief and a dragonfly trumpeter
He's my hero ah
Fairy dandy tickling the fancy
Of his lady friend
The nymph in yellow (can we see the master stroke)
What a quaere fellow
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Soldier sailor tinker tailor ploughboy
Waiting to hear the sound
And the arch magician presides
He is the leader
Oberon and Titania watched by a harridan
Mab is the queen and there's a good apothecary man
Come to say hello
Fairy dandy tickling the fancy
Of his lady friend
The nymph in yellow
What a quaere fellow
The ostler stares with hands on his knees
Come on mister feller
Crack it open if you please
He's a fairy feller
Ah ah the fairy folk have gathered
Round the new moon's shine
To see the feller crack a nut
At night's noon time
To swing his axe he swears
As he climbs he dares
To deliver the master stroke
Ploughman wagoner will' and types
Politician with senatorial pipe
He's a dilly dally oh
Pedagogue squinting wears a frown
And a satyr peers under lady's gown
He's a dirty fellow
What a dirty laddie-oh
Tatterdemalion and the junketer
There's a thief and a dragonfly trumpeter
He's my hero ah
Fairy dandy tickling the fancy
Of his lady friend
The nymph in yellow (can we see the master stroke)
What a quaere fellow
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Soldier sailor tinker tailor ploughboy
Waiting to hear the sound
And the arch magician presides
He is the leader
Oberon and Titania watched by a harridan
Mab is the queen and there's a good apothecary man
Come to say hello
Fairy dandy tickling the fancy
Of his lady friend
The nymph in yellow
What a quaere fellow
The ostler stares with hands on his knees
Come on mister feller
Crack it open if you please
Gonna write a classic
Gonna write it in an attic
Babe, I'm an addict now
An addict for your love
Adrian Gurvitz, and sung in a boring monotone.
Gonna write it in an attic
Babe, I'm an addict now
An addict for your love
Adrian Gurvitz, and sung in a boring monotone.
phoenix
Well-known member
- May 18, 2009
- 2,862
Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed,
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants
CHORUS
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees
McArthur Park Richard Harris,Donna Summer.
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed,
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants
CHORUS
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees
McArthur Park Richard Harris,Donna Summer.
ExmouthExile
Well-known member
- Feb 11, 2005
- 1,804
I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer.
spongy
Well-known member
I saw something similar to this on facebook the other day,
This says it all about modern lyrics, no wonder kids can't speak properly listening to this shit.....
Nicky Ninja - Stupid Hoe.
I get it crackin' like a bad back
Bitch talkin' she the queen when she lookin' like a lab rat,
I'm Angelina, You Jennifer, Come on, bitch.
You see where Brad at Ace my wrists-is, then I piss on bitches,
You can suck my diznik, if you take this jizz-is,
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin' this the business
Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I ain't a stuntman
Yes I'm rockin' Jordans but I ain't a jumpman
B!tches play the back cause they know I'm the front man
Put me on the dollar cause Im who they trusting Ayo SB, what the fucks good?
We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood 'Em nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish a bitch
woooooooooooooooooould. [Hook] You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3] You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid) You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid) Look Bubbles, go back to your habitat, MJ gone and I aint having that, How you gon' be the stunt double to the nigga monkey, Top of that I'm in the Phantom looking hella chunky. Ace my wrist-is, then I piss on bitches, You can suck my diznik, if you take this jizz-is, You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses Yeah they know what this is, givin' this the business Cause I pull up in that Porsche, but I ain't a Rossi
[ From: NICKI MINAJ - STUPID HOE LYRICS ] Pretty bitches only can get in my posse Yes, my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski But no relation to Roman Polanski Hey yo, baby bop, f-ck you and your EP, Who's gassin' this hoe? BP?Hmm, thinks, 1,2,3, do the Nicki Minaj blink, Cause these hoes so busted, Hoes is so crusty, these b!tches is my sons, And I don't want custody. Hoes so busted, Hoes is so crusty, these b!tches is my sons, And I don't want custody. [Hook]5 You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3] You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid) You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid) If you cute then your crew can roll , If you sexy eat my cooca raw, Put ya cape on, you a super hoe, 2012, I'm at the superbowl. Stupid hoes is my enemy, Stupid hoes is so wack, Stupid hoes should've befriended me, Then she coulda probably came back. [x2] You're a stupid hoe, You're a stupid hoe, You're a stuuupid hoe, And I ain't hit that note, but f-ck you, stupid hoe, f-ck you, stupid hoe I said f-ck a stupid hoe f-ck a stupid hoe [x4] (I am the female weezy)
This says it all about modern lyrics, no wonder kids can't speak properly listening to this shit.....
Nicky Ninja - Stupid Hoe.
I get it crackin' like a bad back
Bitch talkin' she the queen when she lookin' like a lab rat,
I'm Angelina, You Jennifer, Come on, bitch.
You see where Brad at Ace my wrists-is, then I piss on bitches,
You can suck my diznik, if you take this jizz-is,
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin' this the business
Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I ain't a stuntman
Yes I'm rockin' Jordans but I ain't a jumpman
B!tches play the back cause they know I'm the front man
Put me on the dollar cause Im who they trusting Ayo SB, what the fucks good?
We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood 'Em nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish a bitch
woooooooooooooooooould. [Hook] You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3] You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid) You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid) Look Bubbles, go back to your habitat, MJ gone and I aint having that, How you gon' be the stunt double to the nigga monkey, Top of that I'm in the Phantom looking hella chunky. Ace my wrist-is, then I piss on bitches, You can suck my diznik, if you take this jizz-is, You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses Yeah they know what this is, givin' this the business Cause I pull up in that Porsche, but I ain't a Rossi
[ From: NICKI MINAJ - STUPID HOE LYRICS ] Pretty bitches only can get in my posse Yes, my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski But no relation to Roman Polanski Hey yo, baby bop, f-ck you and your EP, Who's gassin' this hoe? BP?Hmm, thinks, 1,2,3, do the Nicki Minaj blink, Cause these hoes so busted, Hoes is so crusty, these b!tches is my sons, And I don't want custody. Hoes so busted, Hoes is so crusty, these b!tches is my sons, And I don't want custody. [Hook]5 You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3] You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid) You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid) If you cute then your crew can roll , If you sexy eat my cooca raw, Put ya cape on, you a super hoe, 2012, I'm at the superbowl. Stupid hoes is my enemy, Stupid hoes is so wack, Stupid hoes should've befriended me, Then she coulda probably came back. [x2] You're a stupid hoe, You're a stupid hoe, You're a stuuupid hoe, And I ain't hit that note, but f-ck you, stupid hoe, f-ck you, stupid hoe I said f-ck a stupid hoe f-ck a stupid hoe [x4] (I am the female weezy)
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Perfidious Albion
Well-known member
"Where the bee sucks, there suck I:
In a cowslip's bell I lie;
There I couch when owls do cry.
On the bat's back I do fly
After summer merrily.
Merrily, merrily shall I live now
Under the blossom that hangs on the bough"
William Shakespeare. Which just goes to show that even genius can have its off days.
BTW. It is even worse in ancient English where the S's are written as F's....
In a cowslip's bell I lie;
There I couch when owls do cry.
On the bat's back I do fly
After summer merrily.
Merrily, merrily shall I live now
Under the blossom that hangs on the bough"
William Shakespeare. Which just goes to show that even genius can have its off days.
BTW. It is even worse in ancient English where the S's are written as F's....
Phat Baz 68
Get a ****ing life mate !
- Apr 16, 2011
- 5,026
This is the worst song ever written IMO with the worst ever Lyrics !!
ENJOY !!
ENJOY !!
This is still the winner. By a long way.
Normal Rob
Well-known member
By quite some way the worst/most irritating song ever written...
Are we human or are we dancers?
My sign is vital, my hands are cold
And I'm on my knees looking for the answer
Are we human or are we dancers?
Are we human or are we dancers?
My sign is vital, my hands are cold
And I'm on my knees looking for the answer
Are we human or are we dancers?