Bouncers in Brighton!!

[smudge]

Had a night on the town last night & once again those twats that they put on doors really wound me up.
"Where are you from lads?" What the f*** does it matter? I thought Brighton was supposed to be a place that wanted people to visit from all over. I should be used to it, I'm 42! Last night I even got asked for photo ID!
I'd love it if just once, one of these brain deads would be honest. Just tell me what I already know, you don't like letting blokes in!
Also, I couldn't believe they wouldn't let Brighton shirts into Walkabouts for the Grimsby game last year. That place is shite!
Rant over!

 

[Captain Sensible]

Yeah, they let in little shits that start fights but won't let a bloke in that just wants a drink in a nice atmos. Walkabout is shit! I was at Grimsby, but I bet you could get in with an Arsenal shirt on. f*** 'em, take you money elsewhere.

 

[fatboy]

Grr bouncers.

 

[chez]

Annoying thing is, that some places have agency doorman bought from different places e.g. London. So when they say "where r u from" & you reply "Hangleton (Like I do)" theyre always stood there with confused looks thinking is that anywhere near Brighton.!!

 

[Safeway]

Don't get me started on bouncers. I have a permanently crooked left arm thanks to one of them s.

 

[Captain Sensible]

Are you gonna sue the bastard Safeway?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

A bouncer in the Event last night chucked out a couple shagging in the bogs, apparently someone grassed them up! I can't think who.

 

[fatboy]

A bouncer in the Event last night chucked out a couple shagging in the bogs, apparently someone grassed them up! I can't think who.

Firstly they weren't shagging.

And secondly he didn't chuck them out.

You should work for the Argus.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What were they doing in there then, playing cards?

Chucked out of the TOILETS.

 

[Biscuit]

fight fight fight

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Giblet, stick to the prank calls.

 

[fatboy]

What were they doing in there then, playing cards?

Not as far as I am aware.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Maybe they were playing with those shoes

 

[Safeway]

Are you gonna sue the bastard Safeway?

No point. The police decided there was "lack of evidence". Obviously a broken arm wasn't enough evidence.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Steve I'm not certain it'll make any difference but if you go to the Event website on the feedback section you can select "doorstaff" from the drop down menu and make a complaint, I've done so on numerous occasions after your arm incident but they still seem to recruit security staff from London Zoo.

 

[bristolseagull]

well i guess that serves you right for going to the wankest club in brighton.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Hey, dancing to Abba should be made illegal but does that warrant having your arm broken?

 

[bristolseagull]

course not, i have'nt been to the event for years, but its utter toss, there are some real good clubs in brighton, cant quite see why anyone over the age of 17 would still wanna go there. i got punched in the neck by a bouncer in bristol, all because my now ex bird was too pissed!

 

[Safeway]

well i guess that serves you right for going to the wankest club in brighton.

Err, yeah. Okay then. On second thoughts I should perhaps go in there and thank them for doing me favour.

Bloody Billy Two Posts.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

i got punched in the neck by a bouncer in bristol, all because my now ex bird was too pissed!

Ha ha