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bigc

New member
Jul 5, 2003
5,740
I'm sorry, I don't care how many people find his TV appearances and "bumbling" nature funny on Have I Got News For You or whatever, the man SHOULDNT be running for the office of London Mayor.

The man is simply not a comedian, he is more a comedian and with all due respect to him, the joke which seemed alot funnier in 2000 or so is wearing thin. I think it would be an embarrassment to the tory party if they select him as candidate, and an unrivalled embarrassment to London if he becomes mayor.
 




I'm sorry, I don't care how many people find his TV appearances and "bumbling" nature funny on Have I Got News For You or whatever, the man SHOULDNT be running for the office of London Mayor.

The man is simply not a comedian, he is more a comedian and with all due respect to him, the joke which seemed alot funnier in 2000 or so is wearing thin. I think it would be an embarrassment to the tory party if they select him as candidate, and an unrivalled embarrassment to London if he becomes mayor.

He is not a comedian he is a comedian?
What are you, some kind of a comedian?
 


bigc

New member
Jul 5, 2003
5,740
He is not a comedian he is a comedian?
What are you, some kind of a comedian?

He is perceived as one, I don't necessarily see him as one. Although I did used to quite enjoy him being on HIGNFY, till it became far too obvious all the bluster and mistakes were almost set ups.

I also read his first book, Jottings from the Stump, and found that quite interesting. But in my eyes, his comedic potential is deceased, like Python's Parrot. But he should stick to being a "comedian" rather than an elected representative for the biggest city in Europe.

Then again, he'd get on the circle line once and we'd never see him again..
 


bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Yes but look who is the current Mayor of London, he's not much (if any) better.
 


bigc

New member
Jul 5, 2003
5,740
Yes but look who is the current Mayor of London, he's not much (if any) better.

Whatever you want to say about him, he is a politican unlike Johnson who has a voting record in the house of commons that would rival George "pretentious twat of the left" Galloway.

Like him or hate him(as many do), he is a politican and has been for many years. Boris on the other hand has a lovely plush seat in Henley, handed down by Hezza. Now if he were 20 years younger...he'd be a good candidate for mayor:lol:
 




Rangdo

Registered Cider Drinker
Apr 21, 2004
4,779
Cider Country
I would absolutely LOVE Bozzo to be London mayor. It would be HILARIOUS.
 




bigc

New member
Jul 5, 2003
5,740
He is actually a lot smarter than he comes across! I'd vote for him!

Yes, he isn't stupid by a long shot. But a lot of his popularity comes from that perception, and like I said, he seems to have been overplaying it especially in the last couple of years, whereas before he was blustery but actually had some decent things to say.

I still can't imagine him running though, too much effort surely.
 








I do not live in Kens multicultral utopia (thank f***) but my brother in law resides there and he will certainly vote for him Boris that is, which I find odd coming from someone who has voted Lib Dem in the past.

Maybe he has realised that Ken hates the English.
 




bigc

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Jul 5, 2003
5,740
I do not live in Kens multicultral utopia (thank f***) but my brother in law resides there and he will certainly vote for him Boris that is, which I find odd coming from someone who has voted Lib Dem in the past.

Maybe he has realised that Ken hates the English.

Boris seems to hate vast swathes of localised parts of the country. I wasn't aware Ken hated the English, that is certainly news to me. Anyway, London was multicultural years before Ken was mayor.
 




bigc

New member
Jul 5, 2003
5,740
Well, I forgive you then.

What a let down of a post. I was looking forward to your input.

Regardless, I am surprised the Tories haven't got anyone better suited than Boris, after all, there are over 190 odd MPs to start with...etc, surely someone more conventional wants to do it who ISNT shagger norris.
 




Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
What a let down of a post. I was looking forward to your input.

Regardless, I am surprised the Tories haven't got anyone better suited than Boris, after all, there are over 190 odd MPs to start with...etc, surely someone more conventional wants to do it who ISNT shagger norris.

sorry mate. I really can't get worked up about the London Mayor. After the anti-semitic twat that's there at the moment, a cartoon character Sir Bufton Tufton is probably what Londoners deserve.

I agree with you that Boris is a buffoon. How can you make a career out of saying "umm..gosh" is beyond me. Like I say though, I really can't get worked up enough to launch into a right-wing polemic. Sorry
 


Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
I do not live in Kens multicultral utopia (thank f***) but my brother in law resides there and he will certainly vote for him Boris that is, which I find odd coming from someone who has voted Lib Dem in the past.

Maybe he has realised that Ken hates the English.

Ken was asked a few year's ago about sport. He said that he didn't like sport at all but the one team he supported was whoever was playing England at cricket. I'd put him in the same bracket as Jeremy Hardy, Paul Merton, Stephen Fry et al. The "isn't England crap and horrible, except for me and my mates who are achingly good" brigade.
 








Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
I think he should run for mayor of Liverpool.

errrr..... no!!! This is what really upset them about Johnson

Spectator 16 October 2004

The Leader
Bigley's fate

The soccer international between England and Wales last Saturday managed to display in an instant two of the most unsavoury aspects of life in modern Britain. A request by the authorities for a minute’s silence in memory of Mr Ken Bigley, the news of whose murder by terrorists in Iraq had broken the previous day, was largely and ostentatiously ignored. Yet the fact that such a tribute was demanded in the first place emphasised the mawkish sentimentality of a society that has become hooked on grief and likes to wallow in a sense of vicarious victimhood. There had been a two-minute silence for Mr Bigley that same morning in Liverpool, according him the same respect offered annually to the million-and-a-half British servicemen who have died for their country since 1914.

No one can make light of the appalling fate suffered by the hostage. His imprisonment, his witnessing of the shocking murders of his two fellow hostages and his own hideous decapitation by the psychopathic criminals who kidnapped him provide an object lesson in human depravity and barbarity. But we have lost our sense of proportion about such things. There have, as a correspondent to the Daily Telegraph pointed out this week, been no such outbreaks of national mourning whenever one of our brave soldiers is killed serving his country in Iraq.

The extreme reaction to Mr Bigley’s murder is fed by the fact that he was a Liverpudlian. Liverpool is a handsome city with a tribal sense of community. A combination of economic misfortune — its docks were, fundamentally, on the wrong side of England when Britain entered what is now the European Union — and an excessive predilection for welfarism have created a peculiar, and deeply unattractive, psyche among many Liverpudlians. They see themselves whenever possible as victims, and resent their victim status; yet at the same time they wallow in it. Part of this flawed psychological state is that they cannot accept that they might have made any contribution to their misfortunes, but seek rather to blame someone else for it, thereby deepening their sense of shared tribal grievance against the rest of society. The deaths of more than 50 Liverpool football supporters at Hillsborough in 1989 was undeniably a greater tragedy than the single death, however horrible, of Mr Bigley; but that is no excuse for Liverpool’s failure to acknowledge, even to this day, the part played in the disaster by drunken fans at the back of the crowd who mindlessly tried to fight their way into the ground that Saturday afternoon. The police became a convenient scapegoat, and the Sun newspaper a whipping-boy for daring, albeit in a tasteless fashion, to hint at the wider causes of the incident.

Now, part of the disproportionate convulsion of grief for Mr Bigley is prompted by the assertion that the Prime Minister has the hostage’s ‘blood on his hands’. That is nonsense. None of us can say with perfect confidence how we would behave in such circumstances, and facing such psychological pressures, but in so far as Mr Bigley chose to blame Tony Blair or the British government, he was wrong. Only those who killed him have blood on their hands. The truth is that Ken Bigley sought to make a living by undertaking work in one of the most dangerous areas on the planet. He went there against the express advice of the Foreign Office. He chose to live with a pair of Americans and seemed unconcerned about his personal security. His motives and misjudgments do not lessen the horror and injustice of his death; but they should, without lessening our sympathy for him and his family, temper the outpouring of sentimentality in which many have engaged for him. It is a form of behaviour that was kick-started in this country after the death of an even more ambiguous figure, the late Diana, Princess of Wales. As a manifestation of our apparently depleted intelligence and sense of rationality, it bodes extremely badly for this country.

Mr Bigley might not have read the last entries in Captain Scott’s journals, but they have a resonance for him: ‘We took risks. We knew that we took them. Things have turned out against us. Therefore, we have no cause for complaint.’ Captain Scott’s mentality used to be the norm for chancers and adventurers. Now, after generations of peace and welfarism, and in a society where the blame and compensation cultures go hand in hand, our modern-day buccaneers seem determined to go about their activities not merely unprepared for the likely consequences, but indignant about them. It is time we recognised that, in such a situation, it is not a breach of natural justice that the Lone Ranger does not come galloping over the horizon; it is exactly how life is. In our maturity as a civilisation, we should accept that we can cut out the cancer of ignorant sentimentality without diminishing, as in this case, our utter disgust at a foul and barbaric act of murder.

http://www.spectator.co.uk/archive/the-week/12691/bigleys-fate.thtml
 




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