The Chow Mein is clearly the nicest of all Super Noodles.
I get quite angry in local urbanised Tescos in their noodle range. They have one flavour: HEN.
As a vegetarian, i don't sit addled with pleasure at the thought of beakmanship in my pasta. I just groan inside and maybe move one of the tins on a nearby shelf into one of it's unhappy partner's communities. Mulligatawny into the Minestrone section. Or the inside magazines of a Saturday Express into a Guardian's invisible innards. Or some spit on a pricegun handle.