Boot out Booker

[Ernest]

Someone has to say it and it might as well be me but what exactly is the point of Bob Booker ?
All he does is lean on the dug out match after match holding a clip board and the only time he moves is to give the 4th official the substitutes paperwork and I'm sure we could get a YTS boy to do that.
His managerial record reads played 18 and lost 18 so it's obvious he hasn't a clue about managing a club and after thinking long and hard to think of a reason why he is still employed it's because he is the only person in football stupider than Magoo so it makes the lardy Jocko feel better.
If that potless pillock Dick Tight has any sense he would sack Booker right now before we are shamed at Shrewbury tonight and get a real Albion legend like Dean Wilkins in the dug out.
In fact when we lose at Preston on Saturday I shall personally go up to Booker myself and tell him to sling his hook pronto

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

 

[Gazwag]

I think you will find that his BHAFC managerial record reads

P5 W2 L3

and as joint manager with Hinshelwood

P2 W2

 

[Ernest]

and as joint manager with Hinshelwood

P2 W2

And we all know who is responsible for that ........and it's not The Clipboard Kid

 

[Gazwag]

And we all know who is responsible for that ........and it's not The Clipboard Kid

I knew that was on its way

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Someone has to say it and it might as well be me but what exactly is the point of Bob Booker ?
All he does is lean on the dug out match after match holding a clip board and the only time he moves is to give the 4th official the substitutes paperwork and I'm sure we could get a YTS boy to do that.
His managerial record reads played 18 and lost 18 so it's obvious he hasn't a clue about managing a club and after thinking long and hard to think of a reason why he is still employed it's because he is the only person in football stupider than Magoo so it makes the lardy Jocko feel better.
If that potless pillock Dick Tight has any sense he would sack Booker right now before we are shamed at Shrewbury tonight and get a real Albion legend like Dean Wilkins in the dug out.
In fact when we lose at Preston on Saturday I shall personally go up to Booker myself and tell him to sling his hook pronto

Why don't you give it a rest, you wind up merchant.

 

[Don Tmatter]

In fact when we lose at Preston on Saturday I shall personally go up to Booker myself and tell him to sling his hook pronto

It would be worth going up there just to see that

 

[bhaexpress]

Unfortunately posting these facile remarks is the only pleasure that Ernie has in life, homour the poor chap.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Definitely. Can you imagine it? Im sure Booker would smack him in the mouth. Being from the Harry Basset school of Sheffield United defending I bet he can handle himself.

Can Ernest?

 

[Knightsworld]

Sea or River Ernest, you are doing well today

 

[larus]

Definitely. Can you imagine it? Im sure Booker would smack him in the mouth. Being from the Harry Basset school of Sheffield United defending I bet he can handle himself.

Can Ernest?

I've heard Ernest can handle himself very well.

 

[The Large One]

Someone has to say it and it might as well be me but what exactly is the point of Bob Booker ?
All he does is lean on the dug out match after match holding a clip board and the only time he moves is to give the 4th official the substitutes paperwork and I'm sure we could get a YTS boy to do that.
His managerial record reads played 18 and lost 18 so it's obvious he hasn't a clue about managing a club and after thinking long and hard to think of a reason why he is still employed it's because he is the only person in football stupider than Magoo so it makes the lardy Jocko feel better.
If that potless pillock Dick Tight has any sense he would sack Booker right now before we are shamed at Shrewbury tonight and get a real Albion legend like Dean Wilkins in the dug out.
In fact when we lose at Preston on Saturday I shall personally go up to Booker myself and tell him to sling his hook pronto

I would buy front row tickets to see you tell him that to his face.

 

[Caveman]

 

[Yorkie]

Re: Re: Boot out Booker

I would buy front row tickets to see you tell him that to his face.

And me

Btw Bob Booker won a couple of games in between Micky leaving and Taylor arriving notably the Huddersfield Town away game 2-1 to the Albion with Zamora and Hart scoring (I know cos I woz there)

 

[Sammy the seagull]

Someone has to say it and it might as well be me but what exactly is the point of Bob Booker ?
All he does is lean on the dug out match after match holding a clip board and the only time he moves is to give the 4th official the substitutes paperwork and I'm sure we could get a YTS boy to do that.
His managerial record reads played 18 and lost 18 so it's obvious he hasn't a clue about managing a club and after thinking long and hard to think of a reason why he is still employed it's because he is the only person in football stupider than Magoo so it makes the lardy Jocko feel better.
If that potless pillock Dick Tight has any sense he would sack Booker right now before we are shamed at Shrewbury tonight and get a real Albion legend like Dean Wilkins in the dug out.
In fact when we lose at Preston on Saturday I shall personally go up to Booker myself and tell him to sling his hook pronto

 

[Simon Morgan]

why does everyone take him seriously, i find it hilarious!

 

[Yorkie]

why does everyone take him seriously, i find it hilarious!

Yes so do I.
It was getting repetitive so, at least, he is trying to bring a bit of variety in his insults now.

 

[bhaexpress]

I've heard Ernest can handle himself very well.

That rather depends on which part of himself he's handling at the time.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Another E Block Ernie classic

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

why does everyone take him seriously, i find it hilarious!

Me too. The picture of Kendo Nagasaki compliments the humour perfectly and always raises a chuckle at this end. People moan about Ernest's repetitiveness but Catherine Tait, Ricky Gervais, Matt Lucas and David Walliams(sp?), to name but four, have made serious careers out of repetition.