Bonfire - Which 3 celebrities would you have on yours?

[pasty]

Bruce Forsyth,

Bruse Forsyth,

and Bruce Forsyth.

 

[the beating monkey]

Stan Collymore - Irritating beyond belief - Please just shut the F*** Up
Tess Daly - just because she's a crap wooden presenter
Gok Wan - See Stan Collymore

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Frankie Boyle because he's horrible
Rio Ferdinand for his self-righteousness
Jo Brand for ruining every show she appears on

This with shiny bells on...also for the fact she is Palace as well

As they're always fairly topical, Saville - Andrew Mitchell - Lance Armstrong

 

[Bridcutt]

Might as well have the 3 Russell's ..... Brand, Howard and Crowe.

Howard? erm...

 

[BensGrandad]

Rio Ferdinand
Anton Ferdinand
Clark Carlysle

 

[The Modfather]

Any 3 from X-Factor/Britains got talent. Just take your pick, they are all equally odious

 

[cloud]

Sepp Blatter
Jimmy Savile
Berlusconi

 

[T soprano]

Kerry kaytona
Cheryl tweedy cole
& Kerry kaytona again to make sure she's well done

 

[GT49er]

Margaret Thatcher (if the old hag can be described as a celebrity)
Bruce Forsyth
Noel Edmonds