Bon Voyage Dave The Gaffer [Very, very important indeed]

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Mods, can this be a sticky?

 

[Timbo]

Nice. No more trawling through other threads for my dtg fix.

 

[Buzzer]

I am pretty sure that Dave the Gaffer and Judith Chalmers are one and the same.

I will make it my life's mission to expose this LDC mole.. umm sorry I meant this freeloading floozy for the charlatan he is.

 

[Lush]

At last some positive information. Bags from which shops? Did you manage to get a sneaky look in any of the bags?

I won't be able to SLEEP unless I know that at least one of the carrier bags was from Boots and contained some Diareze to help him cope with all that exotic Italian beer and food.

 

[El Presidente]

I won't be able to SLEEP unless I know that at least one of the carrier bags was from Boots and contained some Diareze to help him cope with all that exotic Italian beer and food.

I HATE to think what the other plastic bag from BOOTS contains, they sell all types of device there thesedays.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

He'd done so much shopping by 3.00pm on Saturday that he had to offload the Albion matchday programme he'd bought on to me. It wasn't in a bag, though.

Thanks, Dave.

 

[dougdeep]

I won't be able to SLEEP unless I know that at least one of the carrier bags was from Boots and contained some Diareze to help him cope with all that exotic Italian beer and food.

Let's not get mucky.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

On the off-chance that Dave can't resist seeking out an internet cafe, here's an Italian phrase that may come in handy:

'Duecento euro per un viaggio su un gondola? Dovete prenderli per un certo genere di punt!'

('Two hundred euros for a trip on a gondola? You must take me for some kind of punt!')

 

[Mendoza]

my first sticky thread

 

[Trufflehound]

my first sticky thread

I hope you brought tissues.

 

[Timbo]

Two days now and f*** all. I really can't cope for much longer.

 

[aftershavedave]

Two days now and f*** all. I really can't cope for much longer.

20 degrees and sunny in venice.

much like brighton!

 

[surrey jim]

have a good trip mate

 

[Buzzer]

Just asking like...exactly what food do they eat in that there Italy? Is it all exotic and foreign?

 

[Timbo]

Just asking like...exactly what food do they eat in that there Italy? Is it all exotic and foreign?

I've heard they put cheese on top of stuff rather than in a sandwich.

I wonder what dtg is eating tonight.

***looks skywards and sighs***

 

[Emily's Mum]

At last some positive information. Bags from which shops? Did you manage to get a sneaky look in any of the bags?

I was upstairs in Starbucks, so didn't see in the bags. There was a huge Argos bag, but he was loaded down

 

[Vlad the Impala]

If he's in Venice, does this mean that his home is undefended? I feel a party coming on.

 

[TSB]

What will we do without him?

Post pictures of men in dressing gowns?

 

[Munkfish]

Whens he back