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mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,758
England
ok. heres your chance.

if you own one of these HIDEOUS items then admit it now.

no-one will judge you, but i will regard you as a cock.

YOU LOOK BLOODY STUPID
 










MOWTCHOPS

Banned
Feb 17, 2007
267
Hiney said:
To be fair, it's perfectly ACCEPTABLE to use one in the CAR, it's the UTTER COCK-PIECES who wear them whilst walking round Sainsbury's that deserve all the ABUSE

YES, but you should only put it on when your ON THE PHONE
 








The Clown of Pevensey Bay

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
4,338
Suburbia
There's a DISABLED man at work who wears one all the time cos he's got no ARMS and therefore can't answer his MOBILE.

I haven't a BLOODY CLUE how he actually makes OUTGOING calls, though.
 




Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms

King of Sussex
Oct 3, 2003
1,435
Lost
Hiney said:
To be fair, it's perfectly ACCEPTABLE to use one in the CAR, it's the UTTER COCK-PIECES who wear them whilst walking round Sainsbury's that deserve all the ABUSE

Let me guess. You wear one in the car, don't you. DON'T YOU.
 


Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,801
Brighton, UK
The Clown of Pevensey Bay said:
There's a DISABLED man at work who wears one all the time cos he's got no ARMS and therefore can't answer his MOBILE.

I haven't a BLOODY CLUE how he actually makes OUTGOING calls, though.
Maybe he also has a HEARING DOG that can dial the numbers for him? I saw something in the paper about dogs using CASHPOINTS today. What will they think of next etc etc.
 






The Clown of Pevensey Bay

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
4,338
Suburbia
Man of Harveys said:
Maybe he also has a HEARING DOG that can dial the numbers for him? I saw something in the paper about dogs using CASHPOINTS today. What will they think of next etc etc.

He's not DEAF. And I've never seen him with a DIALLING DOG either.
 


Hiney

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
19,396
Penrose, Cornwall








Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,801
Brighton, UK
Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms said:
CASCHUND?
Not sure - they're just looking for a better return on their (B)assets...
 




keaton

Big heart, hot blood and balls. Big balls
Nov 18, 2004
9,894
I don't understand it in a car. People place so much importance on their phones it's ridicolous
 




keaton

Big heart, hot blood and balls. Big balls
Nov 18, 2004
9,894
keaton said:
I don't understand it even in a car. People place so much importance on their phones it's ridicolous
 


tedebear

Legal Alien
Jul 7, 2003
16,986
In my computer
Given wednesdays rule change it doesn't matter what you've got anymore you can't touch it with the car running... odd but true...

oh and btw bluetooth headets make you look like some sort of cyborg on a terminator trip... ie STUPID!:lol:
 


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