Blue Peter fraud

[Trufflehound]

That Lesley Judd
She was a looker
She spent her nights
As a King's Cross hooker

She spent her days
Fondling sticky back plastic
How I longed to be
In her knicker elastic

 

[surrey jim]

"We have already apologised directly to the child involved and her family for this incident."

why appologise, she got the top prize

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

That and 081 811 8181 for the saturday morning shows.

(still owned by the BBC as 0208 811 8181, or at least it was when I worked in BT and was bored, playing with the customer database... very bored, really, I'm not that inane and geeky normally... really... why does nobody believe me )

No-one answers. I've tried phoning it.