Bloody hell. That Eastenders is MILF central.

[Zesh Rehman]

Lauren Branning/Lucy Beale anyone?

14, prime age

and that younger branning, only 10 but still wouldnt mind

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Lauren Branning/Lucy Beale anyone?

i think lucy has more potential than any 'borderline' girl since frankie from s club 8

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i thought she has already had sex and that in the SHOW?

as they say, if they're good enough, they're old enough

 

[Zesh Rehman]

i thought she has already had sex and that in the SHOW?

as they say, if they're good enough, they're old enough

Yeh with a gypo, but lets hope she hasnt yet in REAL LIFE

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Yeh with a gypo, but lets hope she hasnt yet in REAL LIFE

i bet he slipped it in there while they were FILMING

 

[bigc]

there's a reason why patrick ALWAYS has a smile on his face

its because one of his friends is PORKPIE from desmonds!

 

[Zesh Rehman]

i bet he slipped it in there while they were FILMING

well lets hope not, im planning to ryhpnal her soon

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

well lets hope not, im planning to ryhpnal her soon

give me an experienced woman like YOLANDE any day

although after patricks been there it'd be like throwing a sausage down a hallway

:giantblackcock:

 

[Buzzer]

Gentlemen.

As fascinating as your conversation on paedophilia is, could you start your own thread please? This thread is intended as a celebration of MILFINESS.

Cheers.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

give me an experienced woman like YOLANDE any day

although after patricks been there it'd be like throwing a sausage down a hallway

:giantblackcock:

haha

but still be MIGHTY enjoyabe, imagine how experienced she is, and seeing her melons bobbling about, what a magical thought that is!

 

[barney]

this thread has turned into a sick meeting room for little boys who have never seen a boob between them..

shame on you all for discussing young girls. seriously, shame on you.

 

[barney]

The sad thing about Lucy is that later this year she will become legal.

shame on you

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Oh come on. There's nothing wrong with discussing POTENTIAL. I was delighted when the albion had a decent youth team, and I'm almost as excited that Eastenders are investing in the youngsters too.

You're right though. I've never seen any boobs resting between Turienzo's Love Child, Zesh Rehman, and myself. Not sure we'd even get a girl to agree to that if I'm honest.

exactly

i spent a fair while of my time watching s club 8 videos last night, anyone who can't see that 'one step closer' and 'fool again' aren't music classics is MAD

i'd probably rate them in the top 10 bands of all time

THEY'RE ALL GROWN UP NOW

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Yes, but the blonde is still FIT. You're right though - one of my favourite bands too. They ALWAYS make the car cds for long away games.

"One step closer to heaven baby means one step closer to you.."

Genius

there'll be no more living without you baby
i'm counting each minute till i'm back to youuuuu

one step closer to heaven, baby
hold on
hold on
HOLD ON TO MY LOVIN'

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

any band containing one quarter of s club 8 is fine by me

 

[Tooting Gull]

Wasn't Samantha Janus the one who claimed she was 10/10 in the sack? But, more disappointingly, she successfully sued the Sport newspaper last year for saying she took part in a lesbian orgy. Some people are so precious.