Blatter is a twat again

[Man of Harveys]

FACT: The word "rabbit" for a small, floppy-eared animal overtook the earlier word "coney" because of the emergence of the word "cunny" as a term for a lady's front bottom. FACT FACT FACT

 

[Easy 10]

But its their nature to sit back and not to attack anybody, I mean look at the 1939-1945 World Cup

Absolutely. "The Swiss Book of Attacking Tactics" is right up there in the top sellers, along with "Ride the Surf - Your guide to the best Swiss Beaches", and "Heidi - Teen Swiss Temptress and her Daliances with the Goatherd".

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Perhaps he should direct some of his startling pearls of wisdom towards his very own Swiss team, who spent almost the entire tournament on the back foot playing for 0-0. I've seen more attacking intention in a cornered chihuahua.

Bad example as said beasts have plenty of attacking intention. A cornered chihuahua once bit clean THROUGH my thumb nail into the bone.

 

[Easy 10]

Bad example as said beasts have plenty of attacking intention. A cornered chihuahua once bit clean THROUGH my thumb nail into the bone.

You must have massively antagonised it before cornering it then. Every chihuahua I've ever seen has been a smally, quivering wreck of a creature quite literally in fear of its own shadow.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

the bloke should be shot end of

 

[Icy Gull]

Absolutely. "The Swiss Book of Attacking Tactics" is right up there in the top sellers, along with "Ride the Surf - Your guide to the best Swiss Beaches", and "Heidi - Teen Swiss Temptress and her Daliances with the Goatherd".

Did the same author write the hilarious "winning the America's Cup without an inch of coastline" ?

 

[Parson Henry]

You must have massively antagonised it before cornering it then. Every chihuahua I've ever seen has been a smally, quivering wreck of a creature quite literally in fear of its own shadow.

Easy, I think you are referring to the Polynesian Chihuahua which is extremely docile and timid, now you don't want to mess with the Alaskan Bear Mauling breed of Chihuahua which are a handful and can take a coating of nail polish with one venomous lick.

 

[Statto]

I thought the swiss were meant to be nuteral.

Seriously though. We are not the only team to bore our way through a major tournement. look at Germanys run to the final last time, Greece in Euro 2004, and Argentina in 1990 were hardly convincing en-route to the final were they?

The bloke is a tosser of the highest order.

And (as someone said above) he hates the English.

 

[Muzzman]

the bloke should be shot...

...with a harpoon... the FAT BLUBBERING CUNTHEAD!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Blatter appears to be something of a Simon Jordan character.

He seems to think that all the attention should be on him, rather than the players, and is just a rent-a-quote who spends most of his time sucking up to sponsors and deciding how many tickets they can snare for faceless corporates at the expense of football fans.

Besides, what did Switzerland ever contribute to football?

Piss off back to Zurich and fondle a mountain goat, you cheese-bothering, Toblerone munching, Alpenhorn-blowing old buffoon.

 

[Easy 10]

Easy, I think you are referring to the Polynesian Chihuahua which is extremely docile and timid, now you don't want to mess with the Alaskan Bear Mauling breed of Chihuahua which are a handful and can take a coating of nail polish with one venomous lick.

Tch, I always get those mixed up. Thanks Milky.

(you still shagging that bird ?)

 

[NMH]

Blatter had previously criticised a totally correct refereeing decision.
It's frightening that he occupies such a high position in football - almost as scary as our own FA, who rank alongside Togo's FA in their usefulness to a nation's football.