Birds , tonight is statisically the easiest night in the year to get laid

[Napper]

Fill your boots single lads on NSC

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Facts, man, facts! Where does this titbit of information come from?

 

[Rougvie]

Had to laugh on the Radio over the past few days, loads of adverts for the morning after pill.

 

[Scotty Mac]

trust me to be working

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Is that something to do with the day being shorter or something?

Makes people more randy?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I wonder why...


Les you are out 2nite arnt you?

Can I join you??

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I would think that it is basically 100% easy for any girl to get laid any night of the year, so long as they are not overly fussy.

When is it easy for blokes to get laid please?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

When is it easy for blokes to get laid please?

in a brothel

 

[Questions]

The fatter and uglier the bird the more tinsel she will wear in her hair and the drunker she will be.

 

[Buzzer]

The fatter and uglier the bird the more tinsel she will wear in her hair and the drunker she will be.

He's not wrong.

and probably wearing next to nothing.

and on the prowl in West Street.

*shudder*