Bird selling herself on ebay

[Caveman]

Careful she's got a winky!

 

[Caveman]

Joke

 

[empire]

107 quid now

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Whats her friends auction number,she might be better.

 

[upnorthnow]

So what exactly were they searching for on Ebay to find that auction....?


BTW can anyone lend me £108?

 

[surrey jim]

 

[Mr C]

So where's this damn other picture? Huh?!

 

[Commander]

£330 now! You could get a much fitter one for 6 or 7 vodka and lemonades, £25 approx.

 

[clippedgull]

£330 now! You could get a much fitter one for 6 or 7 vodka and lemonades, £25 approx.

Where are you drinking tonight?

 

[B.M.F]

£330 now! You could get a much fitter one for 6 or 7 vodka and lemonades, £25 approx.

And it says she will not be wearing the hotpants

 

[vulture]

Frutos,there is some bloke called Simon for sale for only 99p

 

[Basil Fawlty]

 

[bhafc99]

In the picture above she's , but then in another she's standing by a pier looking pretty minging. Hmm.

Mind you, with only half the proceeds going to charidee, she's not stupid.

 

[Uncle C]

In the picture above she's , but then in another she's standing by a pier looking pretty minging. Hmm.

Mind you, with only half the proceeds going to charidee, she's not stupid.

Prick teaser

 

[Commander]

And it says she will not be wearing the hotpants

Really? That's a bit rude!

 

[Bluejuice]

Am I the only one thinks this is a RIP OFF?

I could get PENETRATIVE SEX with a girl who takes it up the batty for less than half of what she's currently bid.

 

[Uncle C]

Am I the only one thinks this is a RIP OFF?

I could get PENETRATIVE SEX with a girl who takes it up the batty for less than half of what she's currently bid.

Good call

 

[Northstander]

Am I the only one thinks this is a RIP OFF?

I could get PENETRATIVE SEX with a girl who takes it up the batty for less than half of what she's currently bid.

 

[Gritt23]

Am I the only one thinks this is a RIP OFF?

I could get PENETRATIVE SEX with a girl who takes it up the batty for less than half of what she's currently bid.

That could be a moment of TV Gold, during the Children In Need show. It'll be on the bit where the presenter collects cheques from the audience members who then tell of the crazy / whacky thing they got up to to raise the money.

Wogan "Oh hello, marvellous a cheque for £2412.00, how did you raise that?"
Woman "I got guys to donate money and I let them take me up the batty."
Wogan (not really knowing what to say) "Oh erm, that's great. Who gave you the odd £12?"
Woman "They all did. It's a competitive market out there Terry, you can't charge too much."

 

[vulture]

f***ing Hell some twat has bid 7 grand