Billy Ketkeophomphone

[Norman Potting]

Wondrous name, sounds like a very exotic and large brass band instrument!

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Ketkeophomphone,
Ketkeophomphone,
Billy Ketkeophomphone.
He's got no song, cos his names too long,
Billy Ketkeophomphone.

 

[Durlston]

Billy Amphetamine or just Speed.

He must be sick of being drug tested after matches.

 

[AmexRuislip]

How would Warren say his name?

Billy Ketaminepompom

 

[Coldeanseagull]

He's French, his names got loads of letters...........no, I've got nuffin

 

[pishhead]

Sounds like a new drug from Brasseye.

 

[el punal]

How would Warren say his name?

Billy *€$><$¥***#%??!€$phone, maybe?

 

[Eeyore]

Signing him would leave a message for the rest of the league.

 

[Eeyore]

"Lay All Your Love On Me"


They wern't jealous before we met
Now every defender sees a potential threat
And I'm possessive, it isn't nice
You've heard me saying that smoking was my only vice

But now it isn't true
Now everything is new
And all I've learned has overturned
I beg of you...


Please lead us to promotion
Billy Ket-keo-phon-pho-ne

It was like shooting a sitting duck
A little small talk, a smile and, baby, I was stuck
I still don't know what you've done with me
A grown-up woman should never fall so easily

I feel a kind of fear
When I don't have you near
Unsatisfied, I skip my pride
I beg you, dear...

Please lead us to promotion
Billy Ket-keo-phon-pho-ne
Don't go sharing our devotion
Billy Ket-keo-phon-pho-ne

I've had a few little love affairs
They didn't last very long and they've been pretty scarce
I used to think that was sensible
It makes the truth even more incomprehensible

'Cause everything is new
And everything is you
And all I've learned has overturned
What can I do?

Please lead us to promotion
Billy Ket-keo-phon-pho-ne
Don't go sharing our devotion
Billy Ket-keo-phon-pho-ne

You went to all that trouble for a player we haven't even called yet.

I got confused. I thought you meant the Racey song.

 

[el punal]

How would Warren say his name?

Billy Trombone?

 

[Lurchy]

How would Warren say his name?

Videos online show him with having name 'Ketkeo' on back, three syllables so Warren may still struggle. .

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The shop will obviously need to keep the 'K's for Knocky'

With Stockdale, Dunk, Kayal, Skalak and Baldock all in the first team frame, as well as Knockaert, I'd wager we're responsible for a significantly higher proportion of sales of the letter K than most clubs in the Football League.

I'm not counting Kaz or Ankergren, for what it's worth.

 

[portslade seagull]

Warren would resign with that name

 

[HastingsSeagull]

First player from Laos playing in the professional British leagues? If it happens of course and granted he was born in France right?

Striker who doesn't score goals? Lower level than the Champ or certainly not higher?

Years Team Apps (Gls)
2009–2011 Strasbourg 30 (3)
2011–2012 Sion 1 (0)
2012–2015 Tours 101 (21)
2015– Angers 39 (6)