Biggggg python grrrr!

[berkshire seagull]

Indonesian villagers have captured what seem to be the worlds biggest snake and check out the stats.


49 feet long
weight 71 stone

diet 3-4 dogs a month


can't wait to see it as thats some python and not many get past 30 feet.

 

[Sam]

 

[Safeway]

...

 

[Citrus]

Picture?

 

[Yorkie]

Picture?

It wouldn't stay still enough for Berks to photograph it

 

[El Presidente]

Apparently it is now in a zoo and has been named 'Rougier'

 

[Pavilionaire]

The pooches of Putan will sleep easy tonight...

 

[Northstander]

Thi thread reminds me...I must just go to the Khazi for a whaz!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yet to see it although it was mentioned in the sun aswell today,but if i was a rich man i would shoot over there to have a peek.

 

[Juan Albion]

It makes this one just a baby then... Good grief...

 

[berkshire seagull]

It makes this one just a baby then... Good grief...

I would say that was a large 20 footer and imagine what 49 foot would look like grrrrrrrr

 

[Juan Albion]

1. If you are attacked by a large snake, do not run. The snake is
faster than you are.

2. Lie flat on the ground. Put your arms tight against your
sides, your legs tight against one another

3. Tuck your chin in.

4. The snake will come and begin to nudge and climb over your body.

5. Do not panic

6. After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow you
from the feet and - always from the end. Permit the snake to
swallow your feet and ankles. Do not panic

7. The snake will now begin to suck your legs into its body. You
must lie perfectly still. This will take a long time.

8. When the snake has reached your knees slowly and with as little
movement as possible, reach down, take your knife and very
gently slide it into the side of the snake's mouth between the
edge of its mouth and your leg, then suddenly rip upwards,
severing the snake's head.

9. Be sure you have your knife.

10. Be sure your knife is sharp.

 

[Guinness Boy]

The title of this thread was uncomfortably close to the titles of some of the spam I've received since signing up to NSP some time ago. Co-incidence of course

 

[berkshire seagull]

1. If you are attacked by a large snake, do not run. The snake is
faster than you are.

2. Lie flat on the ground. Put your arms tight against your
sides, your legs tight against one another

3. Tuck your chin in.

4. The snake will come and begin to nudge and climb over your body.

5. Do not panic

6. After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow you
from the feet and - always from the end. Permit the snake to
swallow your feet and ankles. Do not panic

7. The snake will now begin to suck your legs into its body. You
must lie perfectly still. This will take a long time.

8. When the snake has reached your knees slowly and with as little
movement as possible, reach down, take your knife and very
gently slide it into the side of the snake's mouth between the
edge of its mouth and your leg, then suddenly rip upwards,
severing the snake's head.

9. Be sure you have your knife.

10. Be sure your knife is sharp.

You will be crushed like a sardine in quick time and your bones will be spat out in good time.

 

[berkshire seagull]

The title of this thread was uncomfortably close to the titles of some of the spam I've received since signing up to NSP some time ago. Co-incidence of course

You accusing me of something my threads have been like this for years.

 

[Guinness Boy]

You accusing me of something my threads have been like this for years.

Certainly not. I know that's true

Just that a few spam mails seem to refer to the *cough* size *cough* of your (recepiants) "python" *cough* and they started arriving from Holland just after NSC crashed.

Obviously I never needed to reply

 

[berkshire seagull]

Only simple people do threads like moi,so keep hunting that simple head.