Big Brother: official thread

[BUTTERBALL]

anyone find it a bit weird that some of them seemed to know each other?

I think they meet at auditions

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I think fruity ole Shabaz is gonna find himself floating face-down in the BB swimming pool within days unless he tones down the campathon.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

I think fruity ole Shabaz is gonna find himself floating face-down in the BB swimming pool within days unless he tones down the campathon.

His OTT campness reminds me of TV Chef Reza Mahammed

 

[trueblue]

I think they meet at auditions

The one who's a dance teacher said something about the other one having been to her classes.

Presumably the producers know - there's nothing like a clique to stir up tension. As well all know

 

[dwayne]

I think fruity ole Shabaz is gonna find himself floating face-down in the BB swimming pool within days unless he tones down the campathon.

I wouldn't like to be in his shoes when he leaves the house. He's gonna have to get a bodyguard, his fellow religion-men will not be amused!!

 

[Hiney]

12 hours into the show and we have 6 pages of comments!

Looks like it's going to be a good one!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

my faves so far:

bonnaaaaaay: "all the lads think i'm dead fit"

richard: "my ideal holiday would be a prison"

nicky: "i just want to marry a footballa.......get my hair and nails done every day"

 

[Publius Ovidius]

" My name is Bonnay"

" Hi Bonnay"

" No its Bonnie"

" Oh....hello Bonnie"




Oh Yes and when the Tourettes bloke fell down the stairs




anyone else notice the trend..........tourettes boy - Brighton Lesbian ASBO queen ( Cat or something last series) - Brighton

 

[Seagullible]

Quite funny seeing the big gay guy eyeing up the pretty boys. And there is no way that the Bet Lynch look-a-like is 35!

 

[smudge]

How long before we see those big old balloons?

I think they could have their first bit of of uphill gardening live on tv. The lads up vaseline valley will be glued to it.

 

[Simon Morgan]

i'm already quite partial to the scouser who is an anti-feminist

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'm already quite partial to the scouser who is an anti-feminist

he was fantastic


my girlfriend at first was "oooh, he's quite nice" by the end she was "what....a....wanker"

 

[Hiney]

In the 'you couldn't make it up' category, comes the revelation that Bonnie's brother is called.........................


Yes, you've guessed it



Clyde



Unbelievable

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

This is true

I noticed on the William Hill site yesterday they were offering 16/1 on someone falling down the stairs when the came in. I thought, 16/1, there a good chance. I know it sounds stupid but novlety bets are the best way of making money as the bookies make it up.

The guy may have done it knowing a load of his mates back it at 16/1.

I DID NOT GET THE BET ON AND NOW YOU TELL ME IT HAPPENED .

 

[Wozza]

I know it sounds stupid but novlety bets are the best way of making money as the bookies make it up.

Not following your tips is the best way of saving money.

FACT.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

In the 'you couldn't make it up' category, comes the revelation that Bonnie's brother is called.........................


Yes, you've guessed it



Clyde



Unbelievable

my name's bonaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[footychick]

Nikki looks a bit like Fern Cotton or Jane from Rod, Jane & Freddy

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Nice headlamps.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

nicky's f***ing annoying and not even that fit


"all i wanna do is go out and get my hair and nails done every day"


stupid bint

go have a conversation with bonaaaaaah, then you'll see real INTELLECT

"all lads think i'm dead fit"

 

[Pavilionaire]

I have to say watching the boy Pete is compelling. He's got the Tourette's thing pretty bad, always fidgeting. He's in my final 4 with Imogen, Sezer and Chinky Lisa.

The girl Nicki - great costume. As a new father feeding a baby after midnight is no joke, so I'm glad this little lady is gracing my screen and giving me something to stay awake for.