BHAFC don't exist anymore according to E-Bay

[swiss tony]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62942&item=5117459980&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

ATTENTION ALL FOOTBALL FANS!

YOU ARE BIDDING ON A BRIGHTON AND HOVE ALBION FOOTBALL TOP (Size XX LARGE).

THIS TOP IS IN BEAUTIFUL CONDITION. Additionally, on the back of the top, just below the collar, in gold writing, is "BHAFC 1901 - 2001". This top is EXTREMELY rare, as Brighton & Hove Albion do not exist anymore!

 

[swiss tony]

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR QUERIES THAT YOU WOULD LIKE ANSWERED BEFORE BIDDING, PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME (DAVID) AT manufan_4ever@hotmail.com AT ANY TIME!



Jesus it gets worse- the fucktard is a Man U fan. Tell him what you think at the above e-mail address.

 

[dougdeep]

Does that mean we don't exist either?

 

[timco]

I've sent him a picture of us scoring at Cardiff last season.

 

[Cian]

I've mailed him as well

If its still innacurately described I'll contact eBay a few hours before it ends

 

[sten]

Just have , typical premiershit ,look down you fuckwits you might be there one day

 

[Safeway]

I've emailed him abuse, reported him to Ebay and signed him up for some gay porn.

 

[Robot Chicken]

From his MSN profile :

Name
David John 'GonkiN' Broom the 7th

Age
19

Gender
Male

Marital Status
Long-term relationship

Location
Kirkintilloch - Rosebank, Scotland, United Kingdom

Occupation
Gonkin and Student

A Little About Me

I am a member of the unique group named "The Gonkins".This Group originated from my Grandpa's Childhood and Lives in me and a select few more today.I live by the rules of WWE.

Favourite Things

Going out with Friends.Knowing I am more clued and open-minded than my fellow men. Spending time with Jenna-my bawbag! listening to music of a different kind.Spending time with the Gonkins.Jenna-I Love U more than life itself.

Hobbies and Interests

I am a huge football fan.Life Long supporter of Man Utd FC.watching and playing True.saying hi to Palm and her 5 friends.going up to the woodilee.drinking at the most awkward times

Favourite Quote

Auright Bawbag

Only God Can Judge Me

Whats For You Wont Go Past You.

Weehhhhhhhhhh!

Saaaaaaaaa

Stupid Muslim

I Love You Jenna. Our pasts have gone. You are my future. Without U I have no future. Without U Id Die.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

he sounds cool

 

[Raphael Meade]

Stupid Muslim

nice.

email sent, of course

 

[swiss tony]

I've emailed him abuse, reported him to Ebay and signed him up for some gay porn.

Good work mate!!!

 

[Kryten]

reply from him:

Hi there - it was a misunderstanding mate! We were listing a Brighton Top, and a Wimbledon Top at the same time. The Person who listed the item mixed up the "no longer exists" information - and thought that it was meant for the Brighton listing! We tried amending the information, however, since the top had already been bidded on, that option had been erradicated! I assure everyone - this has been an honest mistake, however humerous....

 

[Cian]

I also told him in my mail that the shirt wasn't rare. Which is isn't, as the club probably sold 30K of them, and were hawking them on the club site fairly recently.

 

[Kryten]

i'm signing him up for loads of spam

 

[Safeway]

reply from him:

Hi there - it was a misunderstanding mate! We were listing a Brighton Top, and a Wimbledon Top at the same time. The Person who listed the item mixed up the "no longer exists" information - and thought that it was meant for the Brighton listing! We tried amending the information, however, since the top had already been bidded on, that option had been erradicated! I assure everyone - this has been an honest mistake, however humerous....

Wimbledon, eh? That's interesting, here's the reply he sent to me:

Hi there, I appreciate your concerns. We sell loads of football tops on ebay, and can ssure you that this has been an honest mistake. The person listing the item misread information I had given her to put into a seperate item. The "no longer exists" information I can assure you, was not meant for this listing - but instead, for a Meadowbank Thistle top we had listed on a Buy It Now option. Reporting me to ebay has upset me, as I am a relatively new user. However, I understand that there are people like you, who know no sense, and instead jump into the deep end to bring conflict into another person's life. We tried changing the information today - however, this is not possible after an item has been bidded on. If you have any more concerns, I would appreciate you comming straight to me. Otherwise, feel free to waste my, and ebays time, some more

Email going back.....

 

[Kryten]

Wimbledon, eh? That's interesting, here's the reply he sent to me:

Hi there, I appreciate your concerns. We sell loads of football tops on ebay, and can ssure you that this has been an honest mistake. The person listing the item misread information I had given her to put into a seperate item. The "no longer exists" information I can assure you, was not meant for this listing - but instead, for a Meadowbank Thistle top we had listed on a Buy It Now option. Reporting me to ebay has upset me, as I am a relatively new user. However, I understand that there are people like you, who know no sense, and instead jump into the deep end to bring conflict into another person's life. We tried changing the information today - however, this is not possible after an item has been bidded on. If you have any more concerns, I would appreciate you comming straight to me. Otherwise, feel free to waste my, and ebays time, some more

Email going back.....

anyone know any sites with more spam? i've signed him up to loads of local estate agents newsletters

 

[Cian]

Thank you for your e-mail. We've been getting this all day mate, and rightly so. We didn't even realise the mistake. The information was input into the listing by somebody else (who was taking care of it all for us). It was meant to go into listings for a meadowbank thistle top, and wimbledon top.

We have changed the information on the listing, and hope this makes up for any upset caused.

As for the top being rare - being a centenery top, we assumed, and assumed wrongly.

Thank you for contacting us though, and for remaining calm, when others haven't.

Seems it might have been a set of "dead teams" shirts they were selling, and fired the Brighton shirt in with it....

 

[Gazwag]

anyone know any sites with more spam? i've signed him up to loads of local estate agents newsletters

Are there any dodgy free porn sites he can be registered with

 

[Cian]

Are there any dodgy free porn sites he can be registered with

I'd leave the lad alone now. He's used the "add information" function to put the entry in again, minus the "no longer exists".

 

[Robot Chicken]

I agree with MYOB, this was a genuine mistake.