Best Way To Sober Up Quickly! Help!

[¡Cereal Killer!]

MY PARENTS WILL BE HOME SOON AND IM PISSED AND NEED THE BERST WAY 2 SOBER UP QUICKLY! PLZ B QUICK!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

YEH MY PARENT ARE H0OKME SOON SO ANY HELP POSSIBLE WILL BEN NICEW COS IM HAVIN DINNER WHEN THEY VGET IN

 

[MRRF 10]

drink more

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

THATS NO GOOD BUT SOUNDS FUN!

 

[MRRF 10]

claim someone broke into your house, and spiked your drinks

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

IS MY CAPITALS ON! BETTER TURN TYHEM OFF!

 

[MRRF 10]

does your breath smell?

clean your teeth, and wash your mouth out with mouthwash.

 

[MRRF 10]

Drink loads of water, and loads of vitamin c

 

[Juan Albion]

Be honest to them and admit your problem.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Drop an E that will make you feel better

 

[Wilko]

Drop an E that will make you feel better

 

[NMH]

Jump out of a top floor window. They will overlook your drinking problem and call for an ambulance.
It works, try it.

 

[chez]

Run Away!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kenhead]

I've just come in after a few pints in the pub myself, i fell starving, don't no what to eat, what shall i have?

 

[NMH]

The cat .

 

[graz126]

tell em you feel shite, must have been something you ate. so that excuses you from eating meal. then go get a full english breakfast or something greasy when they have gone. just stay in bed and drink water for now.

 

[Lush]

If you've got the right parents they will know instantly that you're pissed, not mention it, be pleased that you at least turned up for supper and laugh about it when you've gone out of the room.

 

[GUNTER]

Jon Cook?