Gullflyinghigh
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- Apr 23, 2012
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Stop talking bullocks
Sorry, it's just that puns have always given me the horn.
Stop talking bullocks
Sorry, it's just that puns have always given me the horn.
I remember a close friend of mine came back from Cambodia and was chuffed that he'd paid to blow a cow up with a bazooka.
That sounds ****ing amazing.
I find they go in one ear and out the udder
Another duplication, my friend you're getting creamed, which is surely cheesing you off?
Dairylea is no udder way of putting it.
Ok, that's good, thinking of these puns is driving me butterly grazey...
Myself & a work mate were discussing the best way to kill a cow, no weapons or clothing allowed - basically hand to hoof combat!
He thinks repeatedly punching throat & but i reckon it's better to reach in through the a*se & grab the intestines.
Oh, & chasing them off a cliff isn't allowed either.
I'm sure the font of knowledge that is NSC will triumph..thoughts please!
Chew think you cud come up with any more?