Best van driving job

[Bozza]

I have long been of the belief that if I were to be a van driver, then being a UPS driver would be THE job I'd want.

"Why is that?", you ask.

Simple, most of their vans are configured with sliding doors meaning that, particularly in the Summer months, you can drive around with the door nonchalantly open, enjoying the fresh air. (It also probably helps with that most troublesome of Summer predicaments - a hot and sticky groin.)

However, recently I've had a conflicting thoughts, and I think you know were I'm going with this...

Imagine driving around in a crisp white van with your very own name emblazoned in large letters down the side. It would be like being a NASCAR driver. Sort of.

Yes, I'm talking about Snap-on of course.

There's only one way to settle this - a good old-fashioned NSC poll. Is UPS the ultimate van driving job, or is it Snap-on. Alternatively, and it would be a brave shout, is there something else that usurps both of these?

 

[upthealbion1970]

The thing with the snap on van is with all of the goodies in the back, I'd never get any work done

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

This van:

My mobile art studio and home for 6 months driving around Europe, painting portraits along the way to earn cash. BEST VAN JOB EVER!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The UPS one really IS just a driving job, with little THINKING involved, so that gets my vote. The Snap-On guy is a travelling salesman, rather than just a driver.

 

[seagullondon]

this is my van, driving up and down the streets of kemptown making CASH

 

[halbpro]

UPS. The van's nice, good uniform and the bloke who comes into work always seems cheery.

 

[super-seagulls]

An ice-cream van would have it's benefits during the hot summer months, although not much use in rainy wintery months!

 

[Gazwag]

Isn't having your name on the side of a van the same as having it on the back of your football shirt

 

[Bozza]

Isn't having your name on the side of a van the same as having it on the back of your football shirt

No. However, would you have your NSC username on the side of your van?

 

[Bozza]

An ice-cream van would have it's benefits during the hot summer months, although not much use in rainy wintery months!

A great shout. This option will also appeal to the paedo crowd.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

A great shout. This option will also appeal to the paedo crowd.

Needs work.

How about an ice-cream van, on a Swedeish University campus?

 

[DanielT]

having a gothic building on the roof, whilst looking cool, must be a nightmare under low bridges

 

[Blackadder]

 

[stss30]

Where is DHL? It's yellow colour is FLAIR

 

[The Large One]

f*** off out the way...

 

[John Bumlick]

A great shout. This option will also appeal to the paedo crowd.

which nsc is famous for....