Best thing to do after sex.......

[BrightonDom]

Boredom has struck once again!

Whats everyones favourite thing to do after sex....?

 

[Gully]

...watch the second half...

 

[Marc]

roll over and go to sleep and whilst drifting off think to self "DAMN....should not of gone bareback again!"

 

[BrightonDom]

 

[fatfingers]

take the sock off my hand and turn the dvd off

 

[Brixtaan]

Open champagne, start the process over and over again, then chat intimately for hours and hours,eventually leading to breakfast in bed for her.

 

[JJ McClure]

Pay up.

 

[Easy 10]

Wipe my cock on the curtain, give her a firm handshake and a "well done", then get back to San Andreas.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Hide from her husband/boyfriend/kennel mate/farmer until the coast is clear.

 

[sully]

Depending on morning or evening, either cuddle up, make sure she's on the wet patch and go to sleep, or jump out of bed and head off to work smartish.

 

[Brixtaan]

Pay up.

 

[Artois]

Cuddle up together, look into her eyes and tell her how much I'm in love with her.

 

[Marshy]

Lie there with a big grin on my face

 

[Hungry Joe]

Pay up.

You must be a regular to get away without paying up front.

 

[Brixtaan]

You must be a regular to get away without paying up front.

How do you know the transaction procedure of prostitutes?

 

[El Presidente]

Go home to the wife

 

[cheeseroll]

Roll out a 140hk dollar tip and leave on the pillow. Thats a tenner..

 

[Hungry Joe]

How do you know the transaction procedure of prostitutes?

I learnt it while f***ing them.

 

[bhaexpress]

Wipe my cock on the curtain, give her a firm handshake and a "well done", then get back to San Andreas.

That's how to make a woman moan two after sex.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Kick the dog(not her) for sniffing my arse.