Best Song Lyrics

[Scotty Mac]

i dont drink coffee i drink my tea my dear
i like my toast done on one side
you can hear it in my accent when i talk
im an englishman in new york

WOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHH

 

[Scotty Mac]

my teams just lost im wondering why, i supported them at all
manager has made new signings, and i think they are poor
but there is hope for me, i can listen to talk sport
and remember to call collymore, call collymore

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Olivers Army Is Here To Stay!

 

[Paxton Dazo]

We Never Win At Home And WE NEVER WIN AWAY, We Lost Last Week And We Lost Today, We Dont Give A f*** Coz We're All Pissed Up (teams Initals) Ok!

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Sing Sing, Wherever You May Be, We Lost The League Cup At Wem-ber-ly But We'll Be Back To Win Thee Other 3 And We'll Go Down In History!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

When I was just a baby my mama told me. Son,
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns.
But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry..

 

[Higham Seagull Army]

Best song lyrics

"aint no sunshine when she,s gone"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I said, I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984
From 1984!

Oh, there ain't no love, no Montagues or Capulets
Just banging tunes and DJ sets and...
Dirty dancefloors, and dreams of naughtiness!

 

[Herman the Tosser]

I were feeling peckish so I went down chippie
to get some pies and a pasty
but I didn't give any to starving niggers
'cos I'm a fvcking nazi.

'Feed your face' by the Macc Lads

 

[Twinkle Toes]

1 - 2 - 3 - 4
cretins wanna hop some more
4 - 5 - 6 - 7
all good cretins go to heaven
(Hey)

 

[Old Greg]

She's a fat bitch but I'd still give her........one.

Jamie T - Alicia Quays.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Kahaya! You f***!
Come Hell of high water
I might have f***ed your Missus
But I never f***ed your daughter
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh

 

[Elegia]

Pubs are shutting and I'm making my list
Punters stagger in, they're all fcuking pissed
The fcuking drunk bastards can't take their beer
Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea
Seafood special with extra crabs, two pancakes with VD scabs
See you tomorrow, we'll have cheap pie...
We have dog, and I think he's about to die

I cut toenails into prawn crackers, add black bits from around my knackers,
You call me "Chinky", "Little Yellow Geek"?
You'll be on the bog for a week
You want to know what's in my wok?
Public lice from around my cock
Egg foo yung and crispy noodles?
No, I haven't seen your poodle

You want to try my sweet and sour chicken?
I'll give you free bag to be sick in
Call me "Slanty" - very, very nasty
I fart on chips and piss on pasty
"Chinky ****"? Ha! very very funny,
Jumbo sausage, chips and curry?
Gordon smiles and takes the money,
'Extra gravy? my arse is runny
Ah So!'

Gordon's Revenge by the Macc Lads

 

[Twinkle Toes]

What was it you wanted?
I just want to say don't ever change
And thank you, I don't think we will meet again
And we must leave now
Before the sun rises over the skyscrapers
And the city landscape comes into being
Sweat on my skin, oh
This mess we're in

 

[Horsham Gull]

what do you think about miracles? miracles are something you dream about

 

[Twinkle Toes]

If Jesus came to Earth today
They've crucify him straight way
Upon a cross of MDF
And they'd use No Need For Nails

 

[NMH]

Long heralded for its' lyrical wisdom, and often cited as the ultimate protest song

How many roads most a man walk down
Before you call him a man ?
How many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand ?
Yes, how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Yes, how many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea ?
Yes, how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free ?
Yes, how many times can a man turn his head
Pretending he just doesn't see ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

 

[NMH]

Words-adapted from the bible, book of ecclesiastes
Music-pete seeger, famously a hit record for The Byrds

To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time for every purpose, under heaven

A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep

To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time for every purpose, under heaven

A time to build up,a time to break down
A time to dance, a time to mourn
A time to cast away stones, a time to gather stones together

To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time for every purpose, under heaven

A time of love, a time of hate
A time of war, a time of peace
A time you may embrace, a time to refrain from embracing

To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time for every purpose, under heaven

A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to rend, a time to sew
A time to love, a time to hate
A time for peace, I swear its not too late

 

[NMH]

Perhaps one of the greater modern lyricists, is Elvis Costello;

Beyond Belief

History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies the same defeats
Keep your finger on important issues
With crocodile tears and a pocketful of tissues

Im just the oily slick
On the windup world of the nervous tick
In a very fashionable hovel

I hang around dying to be tortured
Youll never be alone in the bone orchard
This battle with the bottle is nothing so novel

So in this almost empty gin palace
Through a two-way looking glass
You see your alice

You know she has no sense
For all your jealousy
In a sense she still smiles very sweetly

Charged with insults and flattery
Her body moves with malice
Do you have to be so cruel to be callous

And now you find you fit this identikit completely
You say you have no secrets
And then leave discreetly

I might make it californias fault
Be locked in genevas deepest vault
Just like the canals of mars and the great barrier reef
I come to you beyond belief

My hands were clammy and cunning
Shes been suitably stunning
But I know theres not a hope in hades
All the laddies cat call and wolf whistle
So-called gentlemen and ladies
Dog fight like rose and thistle

Ive got a feeling
Im going to get a lot of grief
Once this seemed so appealing
Now I am beyond belief

 

[NMH]

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

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