Best Religion In The World?

[Robot Chicken]

Those damned Americans AGAIN!!!

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is a parody religion created to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to allow intelligent design to be taught in science classes alongside evolution.

The "religion" has since become an Internet phenomenon that has garnered many followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (sometimes referring to themselves as "Pastafarians", a pun on Rastafarians) who claim to have been touched by "His Noodly Appendage" and preach the word of their "noodly master" as the one true religion.

Beliefs
The Universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster. All evidence pointing towards evolution was intentionally planted by this being.
Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s. A graph showing the inverse correlation between the pirates and global temperatures was also provided. This was presumably intended to highlight the logical fallacy of correlation implying causation.

Codes of Conduct
Prayers are ended with the word "RAmen" rather than "Amen".
Followers are expected to dress in full pirates' regalia.

Benefits of Conversion
Like the noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
Every Friday is a religious holiday.
Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.

Read about it here:
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is typically depicted as a clump of tangled spaghetti with two eyestalks, two meatballs, and "noodly appendages."

SEE also:
Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs
Invisible Pink Unicorn

We should come up with a spoof religion for NSC...although to some of us NSC actually IS a religion...

and YES, I am a DORK with far too much TIME on his hands

 

[Stumpy Tim]

and YES, I am a DORK with far too much TIME on his hands

 

[NMH]

Wasn't it John Lennon who caused an upset by claiming the Beatles were bigger than Flying Spaghetti Monster?

 

[bhaexpress]

Sadly this religion shrinks your genitals.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

I like the idea of the stripper factory and the beer volcano...

 

[Lord Bracknell]

We should come up with a spoof religion for NSC

We'd need a MESSIAH.

And quickly! Transfer deadline is today.

 

[Beeercan]

Ernest for Messiah

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Sadly this religion shrinks your genitals.

Oh I don't know, I thought they were quite immpressive,wouldn't want them as a wart on my nose.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Rastafarian is da best

 

[Beeercan]

What about Jedi