Best porn film titles

[Basil Fawlty]

Debbie does Dallas.

 

[smudge]

Anal Dog Lovers......
.......(I've no idea what it's about!)

 

[Hiney]

...now OBVIOUSLY I haven't seen any, but following on from the Flash Gordon/Flesh Gordon conversation, your entries here please (stop it) for the best porn film title, ie the ones based on real film names. Filth I know, but sometimes you just have to laugh

I'll start with

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Marvellous:

Next Monday Channel 5 11pm I think

'Shaving Ryan's Privates - an investigation into the Porn Industry taking 'normal' film tiltles and changing them into porn films.

Excellent

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Jock's cock and two smoking Carols

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Saturday Night Beaver is my personal fave!!

 

[Trufflehound]

Anal Dog Lovers......
.......(I've no idea what it's about!)

It's about people who like dogs that arrange all their library books in alphabetical order, cross-linked by subject.

 

[Man of Harveys]

It's about people who like dogs that arrange all their library books in alphabetical order, cross-linked by subject.

"You got a problem with that?"

 

[Blackadder]

Debbie does Dallas.

Ernest Does NSC

 

[Trufflehound]

"You got a problem with that?"

None at all...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Wendy Does Withdean

 

[Trufflehound]

Wendy Does Withdean

Dean, Dean, Deeper in Dean

 

[NMH]

Long Dong Silver

 

[NMH]

The White Stuff

 

[A Frame]

Theres a new ones out called

The Da Vinci Load

Porn Wars

 

[Hiney]

The Da Vinci Load

Brilliant

 

[Man of Harveys]

None at all...

Good - some GAY dogs read a lot...

 

[NMH]

Good - some GAY dogs read a lot...

Then it should be reading 'The Boys of Bummer'

 

[bhafc99]

Then it should be reading 'The Boys of Bummer'

They like a good tail.

 

[csider]

Shaving Private Ryan.

 

[Titanic]

28 Gays