Best opening lyric line to a song

[bhafc99]

He won't ride in cars anymore, it reminds him of blowjobs and that he's a queer.

Throwing Muses, Vicky's Box

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Caught by the fuzz, well I was still on the buzz.
In the back of the van with my head in my hands.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Caught by the fuzz, well I was still on the buzz.
In the back of the van with my head in my hands.

Great tune!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

"So you wanted to take a break, slow it down some, have some space. f*** YOU TOO."

Song For The Dumped - Ben Folds Five


"Oh the snot has caked against my pants, it has turned into crystal"

Live And Let Live - Love

 

[Highfields Seagull]

And in to the sea, goes pretty England and me, round the bay of Biscay and back for tea.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Can you hear those Cavelry Drums, hijacking your equalibrium?

Beck - Sex Laws

Great tune.

Another fantastic opening is

"In a river the colour of lead, immerse the baby's head
Wrap her up in the News Of The World, dump-her-on-a-doorstep girl"

The Smiths - This Night Has Opened My Eyes

 

[Meade's Ball]

Recently, i enjoyed:

Which reminds me of us...smoking through the foreplay.

Herman Dune.


From the same album another song starts:

You were talking to me, but looking at a monkey.

 

[Superphil]

If you want to gamble I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me

Ace of Spades
Motorhead

 

[Pevenseagull]

today I find myself rather liking:

Well you're dirty and sweet, clad in black, don't look back, girl I love you; you're dirty and sweet, oh yeah

 

[The Wookiee]

Hey You
Dont Watch That
Watch This
This is the heavy heavy nutty song
The nuttiest sound around,
So if youve just come off the street
And youre beginning to feel the heat,
well listen Buster
You'd better start to move your feet
To the rock steady beat
Of Madness

One Step Beyond!!



Not sure of the accuracy of the lyrics, however has to be the best intro ever

 

[Cian]

Nothing
And nothings where you're at when you ain't got something

 

[cheshunt seagull]

The bugger in the short sleeves f....d my wife
John Cale, Guts

The word broadminded is spelt S-I-N
Louvin Bros

 

[the right footed denilson]

april, the coldest mooonnttthh
i reckon this march could
be a contenddeer

 

[Jameson]

There is freedom within
there is freedom without
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup....

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Watch it,I was booooorn in a cross-fire hurricaaaaane...............and I howled at my ma in the drivin rain......................

Jumpin Jack Flash
The Rolling Stones
1968

 

[timco]

My friends got a girlfiend and he hates that bitch

Scream it at the top of your voice!

And half way through the song begin again
My friends got a boyfriend and she hates that dick...

 

[swiss tony]

At age 19 I was kidnapped by Turkish pirates : Mediterranean thugs
After some tortue they considered me their mascot of Cypriotic good luck

Stephen Malkmus "The Hook"

 

[B.M.F]

Hey You
Dont Watch That
Watch This
This is the heavy heavy monster sound
The nuttiest sound around,
So if youve just come off the street
And youre beginning to feel the heat,
well listen Buster
You'd better start to move your feet
to the rockingist
rock steady beat
Of Madness

One Step Beyond!!

Top song. still can not beat Madness for live gigs. non stop stomping

 

[B.M.F]

Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand,
he's a one balled man and he's off to the rodeo,

The Rodeo song made famous by Rusty Ballz Karaoke

 

[sams dad]

Hey You
Dont Watch That
Watch This
This is the heavy heavy nutty song
The nuttiest sound around,
So if youve just come off the street
And youre beginning to feel the heat,
well listen Buster
You'd better start to move your feet
To the rock steady beat
Of Madness

One Step Beyond!!



Not sure of the accuracy of the lyrics, however has to be the best intro ever

I think the original version was done by Prince Buster