Best North Stand slatings.

[Albion Dan]

Following on from the Shilton thread, What are your most memorable slatings by the Goldstone North Stand to opposition players??

I think the stick Trevor Morley got after being stabbed by his mrs will never be beaten, chants of "STAB, STAB, STAB" and "One Mrs Morley" had the whole stand in stitches and he had an absolute stinker of a game if I remember correctly.

I always remember Mick Quinn getting murdered about his weight when he came to the Goldstone with Newcastle and Pompey.

Also Ian wright having a 30 minute chant of "Ian Wright is full of shit" when we had Palace in the Zenith Data.

 

[ali jenkins]

Not really old enough to remember anything in the North stand but i reckon the amount of shit that Leon Knight will get when he comes to withers will be pretty good

 

[Lankyseagull]

Who was the guy that used to play for Exeter City who looked like Wolf from Gladiators? Someone Bailey? The North Stand used to howl everytime he touched the ball (and his shorts were far to small for him!)

Think he always used to get substituted too!

 

[Bigtomfu]

Who was the guy that used to play for Exeter City who looked like Wolf from Gladiators? Someone Bailey? The North Stand used to howl everytime he touched the ball (and his shorts were far to small for him!)

Think he always used to get substituted too!

f*** me I remember him, that was absolutely hillarious- he always ran around alot but did f*** all....

Soccerbase here I come-

 

[Goring Gull]

Wasn't really a slating but when Man city came down in the late 80's they used to have all those inflatables and some guy had a massive pair of red lips.

The north stand gave him a chorus of "who's the wanker with the lips" Class.

 

[timbha]

Loudest I ever heard the North Stand (Goldstone not Withdean!) was "we all agree Alan Ball is a W****R" when playing for Southampton. Mums, dads, little kids, everyone was allowed to joined in. He responded by playing even better.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

f*** me I remember him, that was absolutely hillarious- he always ran around alot but did f*** all....

Soccerbase here I come-

f***ing hell, didn't think this picture would make an appearence twice in one day! Ladies and gents, I give you Danny Bailey...

 

[jevs]

There was also another guy from Exeter circa 1991 who only looked about 8 years old...he was tiny and played on the right wing.

Micky Quinn got some serious stick and then scored three hatricks against Brighton. He said on talksport a few weeks ago that he loved playing at the goldstone.....wonder why

 

[jevs]

Wasn't really a slating but when Man city came down in the late 80's they used to have all those inflatables and some guy had a massive pair of red lips.

The north stand gave him a chorus of "who's the wanker with the lips" Class.

Remember that well....absolutely hilarious. The city supporters were in the north east corner under the floodlight and there was this bloke with a 6 foot long pair of bright red lips. Every time he moved, it looked like they were laughing .

Was that the same game that the old geezer ball boy headed the ball back into the crowd....and got sacked for doing so. BHA won 2-1 iirc

 

[Gully]

Keith Cuss.

 

[Jesus Gul]

Keith Cuss.

Albion back-heading ball-boy-managing legend

 

[Brovion]

Playing Preston once in the 'Glory Era' and we were 4-0 up at half-time. Two of the goals were own goals by a Preston defender called Baxter. Needless to say in the 2nd half the North Stand were chanting "Give it to Baxter!"

 

[Hiney]

I always liked:

"f*** off Palace"

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I once called an opposition player a 'smelly poo face'. I thought that was quite cool. Although as I was only a child it might not have been from the north stand.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I think the stick Trevor Morley got after being stabbed by his mrs will never be beaten, chants of "STAB, STAB, STAB" and "One Mrs Morley" had the whole stand in stitches and he had an absolute stinker of a game if I remember correctly.

/B]

I know for a FACT that Morley's wife stabbed him [in the groin] because she caught him in bed with Ian Bishop

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Who was the guy that used to play for Exeter City who looked like Wolf from Gladiators? Someone Bailey? The North Stand used to howl everytime he touched the ball (and his shorts were far to small for him!)

Think he always used to get substituted too!

Danny Bailey I remeber they beat us in the old LDV or whatever it was then on a Tuesday then we beat them in the league on the Saturday both at the Goldstone in about 1994 Bailey was big mates with John Crumplin I used to hob nob in the player lounge (portakabin) in those days.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

There was also another guy from Exeter circa 1991 who only looked about 8 years old...he was tiny and played on the right wing.

Micky Quinn got some serious stick and then scored three hatricks against Brighton. He said on talksport a few weeks ago that he loved playing at the goldstone.....wonder why

That was Martin Philips who went on to play for Man City and is now at Torquay I think. 'back to school on Monday'

 

[Common as Mook]

I remeber someone at Sheffield Wednesday screaming a few years back - "Sheffo Wed are a bag of ****." Probably not one of our brighter fans.

 

[desprateseagull]

at a very slow dull match, i once heard someone call out ;hurry up, we're missing Wogan' (tv chat show, that actually ended before the evening kick off)..

summed up the game perfectly.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

"It's that round white thing, Digweed"

Slightly harsh 'coz Pezza's a borderline legend, but it made me laugh at the time.