Best looking female mp

[User removed 4]

Not working, made redundant in March, but haven't worked since XMAS!

Sorry to hear that mate, what did you do there ? dont want to rub it in but they have taken the 17th floor as well now

 

[Ding Dong !]

My political views on this are............She's got a cracking pair of norks !!

 

[Scampi]

sorry, just dont find gags about probably murdered 3 year old girls very funny, takes all sorts i suppose.

Crikey, it's PC gone mad.

 

[User removed 4]

Crikey, it's PC gone mad.

Not really, just a bit distasteful, it perplexes me that certain posters on here will shriek girlishly and hysterically about a racist joke , with people getting banned etc, yet jokes about a 3 year old probably abducted ny paedophiles are tolerated, as i said , takes all sorts.

 

[Simster]

Since I find neither racist jokes nor paedo jokes funny, can we get back to the matter in hand and organise some sort of poll to determine whose face would look best when covered like a decorators radio?

Mind you, we'd probably f*** that up too. No outright majority I'd wager.

 

[User removed 4]

Since I find neither racist jokes nor paedo jokes funny, can we get back to the matter in hand and organise some sort of poll to determine whose face would look best when covered like a decorators radio?

Mind you, we'd probably f*** that up too. No outright majority I'd wager.

ive *ahem* followed esther mcveys career 'closely' since she was on gmtv, a clear winner in my eyes, followed closely by gloria del piero,but i'm a little bit worriedas i find ann keen a little milfy, i think i need help !

 

[User removed 4]

Since I find neither racist jokes nor paedo jokes funny, can we get back to the matter in hand and organise some sort of poll to determine whose face would look best when covered like a decorators radio?

Mind you, we'd probably f*** that up too. No outright majority I'd wager.

In fact as well as the painters radio analogy simster, seeing as we are talking elections and MPs here , perhaps you'd like to imagine exactly where you'd like to ' lose your deposit ' and on which female MP

 

[Simster]

In fact as well as the painters radio analogy simster, seeing as we are talking elections and MPs here , perhaps you'd like to imagine exactly where you'd like to ' lose your deposit ' and on which female MP

Either of those two would do me.

The labour one is so I guess I'd like first dibs on her.

 

[Chicken Run]

Lovely looking maid

 

[Chicken Run]

another Tory sort

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Not working, made redundant in March, but haven't worked since XMAS!

Sorry to hear this. BTW I'll be in Camden on the 22nd March. Maybe we can catch up again?

 

[magoo]

I wish she was my MP. I'd tell her all about the ERECTION i'm planning!

 

[hart's shirt]

I'm liking them all so far - they must be from nowhere near Sunderland.

A chance to spoil my vote in Esther McVey's ballot box would probably win.

 

[El Presidente]

Can you imagine the Bury North Labour candidate clam jousting with Konnie Huq?

 

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