malcolm prescott
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best one I ever heard was could not come in my wife cut the solders to big and I could not get them in the egg
Tyrone Biggums said:"Hi Boss, gotta go into the Dr's my left testicles gone up into my stomach and i can't get it back down."
Did you have butterflies in your stomach before calling work!!!!!British Bulldog said:The summer of 1986 I had to go sick for a month because I got attacked by a caterpillar that fell out of my apple tree when I was mowing the lawn. The bleeding thing left me with a chicken pox type rash all over my body & the doctor told me to cover myself all over in calamine lotion, Needed anti biotics as well. As it coincided with the world cup nobody at work believed me.
ben andrews' girlfriend said:The "on the blob" excuse works like a treat everytime