Best Chat up lines

[mr turd]

Chat up lines are ancient really and its only the youngsters that try such dribble

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Boy: I've got this watch that tells me things.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: [looks at wrist watch] You haven't got an knickers on
Girl: Yes I have!
Boy: Yeah, but its an hour fast.

 

[HAMPSHIRE DAVE]

Lets play war games.
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
DAVE ROBERTS

 

[Fluffster]

Boy: I've got this watch that tells me things.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: [looks at wrist watch] You haven't got an knickers on
Girl: Yes I have!
Boy: Yeah, but its an hour fast.

So what's happens when they're not wearing knickers?

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Do you like chicken?
Well suck on this, it's fowl.