Best Chat up lines

[BrightonDom]

I'm sure this has been done before but ah well!!

What dya reckon are the best chat up lines?? (that actually work!!)

 

[Scarface]

Hi, my name's Pinocchio. Sit on my face and I'll tell you some lies!

 

[Marc]

I play for Brighton & Hove Albion. Yes folks that worked

 

[Hungry Joe]

Suck my cock bitch.

 

[pasty]

Hi - You look like a toilet roll, easy to pull. (okay, I got slapped, but it was funny)

 

[Yoda]

Wanna play army? I’ll lie down and you can blow me away.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'm a carpenter. Do you want a walnut finish?

 

[Easy 10]

Tell you what, for a fat bird you don't sweat much.

 

[Biscuit]

What winks and makes love like a tiger?


*wink*

 

[caz99]

 

[somerset]

Classic Sid the Sexist line:-

" Hey lass, do you wanna talk aboot the weather?"

She responds " The weather??!!"

Sid says " Yes, whether or not you're gonna suck me off tonight"

 

[Cian]

What winks and makes love like a tiger?


*wink*

Whats worst is I can actually see you delivering that to some poor bird in a club.

Surely you're able to pull after your TV appearance

 

[Gully]

Would you like to come back to my place for a photographic evening....we both go into a dark room and see what develops!!!

...and it worked a treat.

 

[mr turd]

I prefer(fancy a f*** sexy)you would be amazed how many birds love it blunt.

 

[Biscuit]

How about,

"My names Mr Turd.."

Thats gotta work!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I play for Brighton & Hove Albion. Yes folks that worked

Tell any bird in the Event you're a pro footballer and you'll get your end away, cast iron guarentee.

 

[Cian]

Tell any bird in the Event you're a pro footballer and you'll get your end away, cast iron guarentee.

Any bird, ANYWHERE here will be taken with "I'm a footballer". The Limerick girls "I'm a rugby player" works on, and any country girl "I'm a GAA player" works on. Unfortunately they usually want proof after a day or two....

 

[mr turd]

How about,

"My names Mr Turd.."

Thats gotta work!

 

[mr turd]

Any bird, ANYWHERE here will be taken with "I'm a footballer". The Limerick girls "I'm a rugby player" works on, and any country girl "I'm a GAA player" works on. Unfortunately they usually want proof after a day or two....

Only takes one night

 

[Rambo]

Can you settle an arguement for me?
My mates were saying that you wernt fit to sleep with pigs, but I stuck up for you.



I said you were.


Always gets them laughing, best way to get a bird in bed.