best chat up line you have ever used??

[Kev the Ape]

as i am sitting here thinking of bad words to say to my ex tommorow at college, i was thinking what was your best chat up line when you saw a lady in a club or pub etc.

mine was to this girl who i met in a pub it was- is there a angel missing from heaven, oh no your infront of me.

 

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You don't sweat much for a fat bird

 

[Kev the Ape]

You don't sweat much for a fat bird

cracker

 

[B.M.F]

mine was after the Watford game in Yates or Weatherspoons ( can't remember which one we were banned from ) in Leicester Square. I quite casually ( ok Drunkenly ) staggered up to some girl and said " you look real nice in that school uniform, would you mind if I F***ed you up the A**e"

From all accounts ( I can't remember as I was hammered ) it was quite amuzing but alas it did not work although I did not get a slap

 

[Kev the Ape]

must of been a hooker from soho.

 

[B.M.F]

must of been a hooker from soho.

I think it would have worked if she was a hooker mate. she was off to Po Na Na's and there were loads of them. was like being in heaven mate

 

[Kev the Ape]

, yeah you got any tips on saying somethink rude at a slut aka my ex??

 

[Brightonian74]

Try this one?

'.....I love it when you laugh, it makes ya tits wobble'.

 

[B.M.F]

, yeah you got any tips on saying somethink rude at a slut aka my ex??

Do you just want offensive or plain right nasty as I am sure I can come up with something that would suffice

 

[Kev the Ape]

 

[Kev the Ape]

plain right nasty.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

, yeah you got any tips on saying somethink rude at a slut aka my ex??

how about "i gave you herpes"?

 

[Brightonian74]

OR.........

'....any chance of tickling your belly-button...............FROM INSIDE?'

 

[Kev the Ape]

shut the f*** up, not in the mood tom.

 

[Mendoza]

sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up!

 

[Juan Albion]

Having never successfully chatted up any women, I cannot contribute to this thread.

 

[Robbie G]

how about "i gave you herpes"?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

shut the f*** up, not in the mood tom.

i was being serious

if someone told me they'd given me herpes i'd be well pissed off

 

[Kev the Ape]

you saying i got herpes you f***ing wanker shut the f*** up

 

[B.M.F]

Tommy Boy is not far off the mark if you want to be real nasty mate. You do not have to go as far as mentioning herpes but advising her that she needs to go to the Warren Browne or Claude Nicole units usually works a treat. Tell her you were clean before you went out with her and have since got an infection. not only do you make her feel a tit there and then she also then has to go through the indignity of having herself checked out at the clinic.