Been at the Vodka again.........

[Seagull on the wing]

Whilst still 'high' from last nights game.....just a bit of fun...imagine that you had a time machine and went forward in time...say to 2026 and you found a newspaper,what would you expect to read in it...I'm sure many of you comedians could come up with funny stories...here is my report.....

Click on image to enlarge....show us your talent

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Todays news was a non entity due to the World ending on December 21, 2012. Elsewhere...

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Truck drivers blockaded oil refineries after refusing to pay £25 a litre at the pumps.

 

[Woodchip]

It's officially cheaper to run you're car on whiskey than petrol.