Bassett confirmed OFFICAL CLUB TEXT

[Stoo82]

ban or burn him.

 

[severnside gull]

I Did Once Use My Phone As A Dildo And Shoved It Up My Arse. I Was Wanking Furiously And Got To The Vinegar Strokes And Then It Rang. I Was Too Busy Wanking To Answer It And It Went To Voicemail And It Was Mother Asking Me To Pick Up Sciatica Prescription. It's A Weird Feeling Shooting Your Load When Your Mums Voice Is Coming Out Your Arse.

Has to be the funniest and the most tangentially opposed to topic post of the week

 

[pyi]

Attention seeker