Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Newcastle have let him go because he is too expensive. I wouldn't want him anywhere near our team and the great team spirit Gus has built up.
Of course we would, but he'll be off to the likes of Arsenal (if Arsene Wenger has any sense). He should have the pick of half the Premier League.
Not quite sure why Newcastle are releasing him..? Back to his old ways?
He was spotted in Queens Road this morning getting out of Gus's car. Genuinely, somebody sent me that this morning on e-mail!!
Next week, Ronaldo spotted on the pier with Ken Brown and Ice Cream in hand........